Sunday, February 6, 2011

Typical People :)

Hiiii. I'm back people! <-- okay sumpah poyo! hahaha
Typical People? Commoners? Haaa what I mean is.
Apa yang hampa boleh tengok every single day. You know as in "biasa laa tuu"
Hahaha and this post totally TAK MENGUTUK ANYONE. Cuz honestly, aku pun terasa banyak :\
haha kejaammmm nye haaa, kutuk diri sendiri :D Okay scroll down! :p

1) Those Who love to label.
People! Enough with the labeling already. Tak puas hati apa lagi dengan semua orang?
"OMG, you just have to see Miranda new hair. Its like taylor's but wait no, its cuter! *faint*"
-They'll say, "Alamak minah ni. Speaking tu weh hahaha. bajet hot-pandai-speaking-konon-macam-mat-saleh-perasan-cantik-bulu-dada-kembang" -,-
Okay fudge! Biaq lah orang nak cakap bahasa apa pun, at least it doesn't bother you rite?
Yessss, I know kita patut bangga dengan bahasa ibunda tapi sometimes nak speaking boleh kan?
Kalau takboleh, okay fineeeeee. Cakap lah apa korang nak, yang dok cemarkan bahasa melayu cakap seruperw takderw huruwf A kat keybowrd tuerw kowrang tuck kuwtuk puwlawk eh? T.T

2) Tradition Sucker.
Okay girls, yessssss I say GIRLS. Ni haa, boleh tak pakai kebaya dengan kain?
Sorry lah if terasa, but wearing kebaya with jeans? Like oh come on :\
Sapa ajaq haaa? Rosak tradisi tok nenek moyang kita wehh. Please okay!
Pedih mata tengok, buat bagi those old folks marah ja.
Okay fine, maybe it is trend. But wth, kebaya with trousers and jeans and slack.
Hahahaha trend lah sangaaaaaat. But ikut korang lah :)

3) Word speaks louder than actions.
Bukan idiom tu Action speaks louder than word ka? Tah la apa idioms tu -,-"
The point is, ni haa yang dok buat berani dalam facebook ni. APA KES WEH?
Tiba tiba mai serang , "woi minah bajet lah kau paling hebat kat sekolah muka macam taik kucing semalam aku pijak kat market bagan ajam. boleh pulak ingat semua jantan kat dunia nak kat kau kan bebebebebelaaahhh laa"
Tapi once jumpa kat luaq, alahaaiii anak mak. Jalan straight tunduk bawah jeling jeling 'ganas' ja.
Hahaha perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hampa memang ganas! (Y) (Y) (Y) <-- three thumbsup!

4) Unfinished homework a.k.a tipu sunat.
Alahhh benda biasa la kan? hahahaha you haven't finished your homework sebab dok mengadap facebook tengok orang buat perang dunia. tot tot dah 3 pagi. tidoqqq.
Bangun pagi, HALLAAMAAKK HOMEWORK! Pi sekolah cikgu tanya.
"Ohh cikgu sorry, buku tertinggai kat rumah kucing nak baca."
"Teacher omg i'm soo friggin sorry, I left my file in the car. I was hurrying since I'm late. Prefects dah terpacak depan pagaq. Sorryyy"
Kahkahkah, I REALLY LOVE THIS! :DD

5) Wearing shades inside a mall/indoor.
Okay specific to boys actually. Wehh brader, tau lah mata lu macam cyclops perlu protection.
Tapi pakai shades dalam mall? Cermin mata hitam konon jenama rayban tapi beli 5 hinggit kat kedai hinode shop?
Matahari pun takdak lahhhh, kot mata hampa bengkak ada ketumbit besaq penumbuk?
Sooo stop wearing shades inside a mall please :| I'm begging youu to mercy! Harrr. haha

6) Copycats vs Idols
Okay now benda ni pun jadi topik. Copycats or mencontohi? Hahahah lawak -___-"
I get it the whole copy-whats-hot-on-tumblr-twitter blablabla, dikira macam mencontohi laa kan?
Tapi kalau member ambik gambaq mulut muncung buat peace tangan kat mata tunjuk number 10.
Kot nak tiru sebijik? Buat lahhhhh benda lain sikit. So copycats does exists :)
To those who were copied, jangan nak bangga sangat lah kan. OKAY MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD BE PROUD. hehhh

7) Questions.
"Hi awak" "Oh haii" "Tengah buat apa?" "Tengah basuh beca jiran! Kot?! Online lah, apa lagi" "Baru online?" "Haha dah lama, since last year lagi on tak pernah off tu laptop macam nak tebakaq keluaq asap shisha" "Nama apa ni?" "Kot buta karey tak reti baca nama fb aku?" "Umur?" "I have my about meeeee pleaseeee T.T"
Hahaha ni bukan mengutuk, but i sincerely LIKE those questions.
At least they ask kan? Dari yang dok reply Oh okay. Lol. K. Hahaha *terasa* :DD

8) Sipolan is in a relationship with Sipolin.
Fulamakkkkkkkkkkkkkk Sipolin punya friend requests naik! Macam m16 weh! hahaha
Dari mutual friends ada 3 naik jadi 456! Sedangkan sorang pun tak kenai :\ hahaha
Then ada lah makhluk Allah yang nak dok comment kat Sipolan.
"Dah ada girlfriend/boyfriend lupa kawan sombong hidung tinggi gantung hanger 10 pun cukup"
hahaha its common among the new couples out there. Kan? Betoi takkk?

Okay enough. Idea dah takdak. Hahaha and guys, please understand
All of the above ARE NOT SPECIFIC TO ANYBODY. Soo if terasa or whatsoever.
I'm sorry but I just wrote what I think everyone should know :))
And yes, post kali ni. AKU PUN TERASA DALAM WEH haha. Cuz its common.
T Y P I C A L P E O P L E!

Saturday, January 29, 2011

What boys usually do -____-"

HI BOYS! haha no offence okay! This is just for fun :D
I did this 'research' on internet. So dont blame me, internet cakap aku elaborate jaa.
What Boys Usually Do. okay here it goes.
Eh btw, When i say boys. I MEAN REALLL BOYSS!
gay pondan mak nyah lembut sotong sutun udang ikan ayam, tak kiraaa!!

1) They wore the same stuff every single time -__-"
Pernah hampa tengok boys pakai baju multi-style? haha takkan kan kan kan :p
Harini pakai baju stripe hijau, then mak dah basuh, hampa pakai balik. Baju baju dalam almari tinggi gunug himalaya tu hampa nak buat apa tah?!
Cuba girls? Hahhh pakai sekali, kot lagi setahun baru pakai balik.

2) They dont care about uniforms in public.
For some people, pakai baju ada LAMBANG SEKOLAH tu kira embarrassing gila aa.
Keluaq pakai baju 'Kelab Bowling Sek Men Lebuh Kepit Kepit', nak kena gelak ka?
Haha but for boys, its typical for them. Even baju rumah sukan pun jadi tees.
Best kan? Easy lah life hampaaaaaaaa!

3) Girls dumb them, Carik lain laa brader.
Kenapa hampa cepat sangat move on?! If girls kena dumb, tudiaaaaaaa.
Seminggu sebulan teriak keluaq air mata darah horlick sirap bandung habih!
Tak makan, mandi tak basah la tidoq tak lena la. Cehh cakap ja lebih hahaha.
Tapi tapi, boys? Harini kena dumb esok dah ada baru. <-- some ja okay! :))
Well, ada la jugak yang over the emotional. Kena dumb teriak teriak then okay balik!
Betoi takkk? Haa haa apa sengih sengih?!

4) Forgive and Forget.
Ni one benefit being a boys. They forgive and they totally forget!
Pi la carik gaduh ngan boys, sampai depa jadi macam donald duck keluaq asap tu.
Then esok pi mintak maaf buat muka sadis sekupang sesen. Hehhh sat ja :|
"Ohh takpa, saya faham. Awak tak sengaja. Lupakan jelah eh."
Cuba hampa carik gaduh ngan girls? Kot kena ligan dengan machine gun laa.
"HOI LANCET HANG SIAL BUAT AKU MACAM SAMPAH NAK MAI MINTAK MAAF MELUTUT SAMPAI NAMPAK MUKA MACAM HOMAIGOSH GELI AKU TENGOK! MATA AKU BURNING HELP HELP HELP"

5) They can be sooo sweet and they can be a great devil
You know bagi ros chocolate candy bentuk love, bear sebesaq rumah banglo and whatsoever.
Sweet kan? OWWWWWWWWWWW, okay mengidam :| hahaha
and they can also play trick on you, khianat buat lahanat. juai kat kawan, lupa birthday hampa, menduakan, mentigakan, meempatkan, bagi hati hampa seperti di cincang di pijak di di caci di lahap. okay over dah hahaha.
So beware! Jangan bagi boys geram sampai depa jadi devvviilll :O

6) They insult people depan depan
Ada ka boys yang kutuk belakang?
"Nii hang tau tak, semalam ayu ngan ayan dok muahmuah kat belajang blok. Nindiaa dok pegangs ana pegang sini eee tak malu kaa. Macam kucing dah aku tengok"
Depa mesti "WOI AYU AYAN TAK MALU KA DOK ROMEN DEPAN RAMAI ORANG??!!"
gila berani, boys aku tabik hampa! Besides, boys tak gossip! Ohh miraclenya hampa!

7) "Girls in university, Boys in pusat serenti"
Statement biasakan? But if you look at it in the bright side.
Boys bukannya melimpah kat pusat serenti sangat pun, They just love to have fun!
You know, take drugs, smokes, shishas, and all? And depa taktau cover sangat.
So bila dah tertangkap tuu, hahaha memang kena sumbat leeeerrrr D:

8) Boys ada keturunan tikus mondok
Seriously guys! Whats with the pewwitt pewwitt and tak reti la bunyik ni. Alaa yang mulut muncung boleh gantung hanger then dok cwiitt cwiit tu la.
Takdak cara lain ka nak ngorat girls? "Hey beautiful, can i have ur num?"
Haa ni baru gentleman. Ni tak dok cwitt cwitt serupa kami ni kuceeenng.
Miaaoowwwwww, ehh ehh apa ni. Naughty lah awak :O AHAHAH

9) Their omg hair
Actually, boys are obsessed about hair more than girls :| Betoii wehhh
Cuba tengok rambut boys, pernah tak lepiaq macam rambut girls yang malas basuh?
Mesti pacak bak ultraman trojen dan yang seangkatannya dengan nya punyaa.
Tak pun trend justin bibiaq tuu, nahhhh tudia tutup mata. Jalan langgaq tiang then salahkan tiang kecik sangat awat tiang tu kat situ. Haha -__-"

10) Last but not least, They can manipulate girls EASILY!
Ni favourite niii, hahaha. Perasan tak boys senang manipulate girl?
"Awakk, lawa lah awak" *kembang dah kembang dah* "Suka tengok mata awak"
Hahhh depa cakap macam tu ja, tudiaa dari rambut kaki hidung telinga habih cayaq.
Lepas tu semua boy tu cakap haa betoii betoii. Dah kena manipulate derrr.
Kawan kutuk sikit, "DEY PODDAH, MULUT JAGA SEBELUM AKU STAPLER SAMPAI TAKBOLEH BUKAK DAH KOT!!"

Okay dah, kang ada jaa mulut mulut yang nak mengata kan kat post ni?
Heyy dah tau tak suka benci meluat aku gedik aku bitch, JANGAN LA BACA :|
Ni tak dok click cursor pi bawah lagiiii, bawah lagii, bawah lagiii.
Hahaha idiot :p okay done byebyeeeee

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

THOSE STATUS CREATOR :p

I really enjoy reading an article about facebooker and their status.
Hahaha there's like a million ways of status but only few commoners.
Ni ja pun yang I managed to remember :))

Those who express every-single-tiny-mingy-thing -___-"
"OMG, balak aku baru kata kat aku b**bs aku besaq. Aku macam terharu tahap gila bangang burung merak bukak ekoq diaa woo woo"
"Holy shit, I lost my underwear. I think my sister took it"
"Dad, why did you do that to mom :( Mama lupa letak garam ja dalam kari"

*mana pergi privasiiiiiiiii cik oi? T.T.

Those who change their status like in every minute.
"Tengah makan nasi kandaq cicah roti canai kari pedas berapi" [2.01pm]
"Eh roti canai rasa macam heuuu geli aku" [2.04pm]
"Dah bayaq, rm2.00 mahai gila. Cekik tengkuk ka cekik pinggang pun taktau" [2.07pm]
[2.09pm] ONE PHOTO UPLOADED, ni laa gambaq roti canai tadi :|

*HOIIII, i dont want my news feed penoh dengan muka roti canai kau laaa"


Those who express their mental problem
"Oh boyfriend, why did you do this to me?? WHY?! I really sad, I felt like want to cry at your shoulder but your shoulder was not mine oledy. Pity me laa"
"Ahh, puk*ma* punyew jantan. Bodo* kauu. Kau buat aku macam tahi kucing pijak pijak then dok euu euu. Sekarang kau carik kau balik. Apa kau ingat aku tahi kucing parsi harga seratus juta dollar ka haa?!!!"

*If I were your boyfriend, I'd close my fb acc and die!


Those who attempts to get ATTENTIOONNN
"Rasa macam bulu roma aku tumbuh satu inci laa harini"
"Saya tak cantik lah :( Tau lah awak tu cantik macam maya karin time muda muda fuhh fuhh jilat jari kaki getap bibir habih bila tengok"

*Publisiti murahan di fb, haha baik pi jalan mat taib. Kawan dengan auuuuu :p

ANDDD THE MOST IMPORTANT, those who use super un-understandable language
"Derr, gua muchum lenguwh badawn dowhh hari niew. Tadiw awhh maiwn bolew. Awek cungg laluu pehh pehh rasew muchum nak pewit pewit dia jalan terows brader. Melepass derr"

*Anak menakan aku yang umuq 3 tahun pun cakap fasih lagi -,-" TOLONG PI TADIKA ATAU SMART READER BALIK YE, sekian ;)

Haaa, thats all. Take note guys and girls.
No offence though, sapa terasa ambikkkkkkkk :pp haha
and btw, human tak perfect kan? Sooo kalau TERtulis status macam ni.
LANTAK KAT KORANG LAH EHHH, peace!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

OMG HAI BLOG!

Hahaha woooo this blog is annncienttt!
Sorry that i neglected you blog, mommyyy tak bermaksud pun :(
Hahaha duhhh blog wont understand what the crap am i talking about.
Soo move on, :D haha

Yeahhhh, its 2011! Okay, its 23rd of January 2011.
I'm 23 days late to wish happy new year! But still counted aite?
Macam lah semua dah ada mood 2011 kan? :p wekkkk
Still loving 2010 like hell much, dayuumnn i miss 2010 :|
Y'knowww, being 14 and having that freedom at school and home.
Now i'm fifteen, i repeat. FIFFFFTEEENNNN, LIMA BELAS TAHUN!
Soo that puts me as an official Poops Maniac Revolution also known as Peperiksaan Menengah Rendah :D
Sorry Menteri Pelajaran (i dont know your name), it was just a sarcastic joke ;)

And school had totally changed since last year. The teachers are getting garang-er :o
Ceiitt, rimau tengok pun ter pee pee -,-" Cikguu cikguu, haihhh
Homeworks?! Hahahaha don't even mention about it!
It makes gunung everest looks sooo small! Ohh tension :|
Ahhh enough about school, it creeps me!

Okay laaa, I got nothing to say here. My PLBS is not completed yet.
Hehehe, since last week :O hahaha and the presentaion will be on this week.
WTF hahaha! As usual, last minute works -,-" Dad will kill me if he read this!
Nahhhhh, he dont know that i own a blog. HO YEAHHH,
*tu banyak bad words kat sini rather than in facebook* :DD

GTG! byeeeeeeeeeee~

Monday, October 18, 2010

Goodbye Everyone :)

this is gonna be tough. hmm
okay here it goes, by the end of this week. i wont be able to attend school anymore.
I'll be leaving Malaysia to pursue my desire.
I'm not going to reveal my destination until I'm fully ready to do so~
so for all SMK Dato' Onn students , i'm sorry if i've did something wrong.
and for all my friends in facebook, ym, skype, myspace, bbm and etc.
I'll be seeing you guys in about several months from now :)
so do take care while I'm gone. insyaAllah I'll be back soon~
Sorry to say. There's no way for you to keep in contact but sure guys,
I'll try my best to go online :)

and one more thing , when I'm back , I hope everyone will accept the new me :)
for bad or for worst. A new light will be shining inside.
Do pray for my health along my journey.

with love , farzana aida zulrailan

Saturday, October 16, 2010

2013 :)

uwww please come fast! I cant wait to take my ass off from Dato' Onn.
not that i hate my school, it is just getting boring thereeeee -,-"
and athirah is 100% confirm going to move after pmr , same goes to yasmin.
so whats the point of staying right? pffttt.
even my father asked me to move , woowww he finally agreed with me :O haha

my conversation with my father about transferring school when like this.
"Abah, I wanna transfer school after PMR"
"GOOD to know that! Where did you planned to go?"
"If I score flying colours in my pmr, and receive ANY offer. I'm gonna take it no matter how far the school is"
"Even if it was a boarding school? SBP? MRSM? Sekolah Sains? Integrasi?"
"Yeahh abah! IF there is still chance for me to enter those schools since i had deny my last offer to SMS Mad Jiwa"
"Then , if not. What is your next choice?"
"I wanted to go to Dalat abah. Dalat International School"
[a loooooooooong pause]
"HAHAHHA, international school? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?"
"No abah , i'm serious. I'm eager about that school"
"Ohh :| So , you chose to be an international student?"
"Yes abah. Thats my desire."
"Okay then. Its your choice. Buuuttttt... "
"There's but kaaa abah?"
"You're gonna have to stay aboard."
"well duhhh -,-" obviously i would. Dalat is at tanjung bungah. what do u expect?"
"It is settle then. Make sure the fee is not that expensive!"
"Okay abah. thanks abah!"

hahahaha , it seems easy right? neehhh , my mother was not backing me.
she was afraid I'll change to a mat saleh celup hahah.
No worries mama! i'm a proud malaysian who attempts to studies like overseas! haha
Now , I have 3 school choices. Dalat, Upland and Tenby.
I'm gonna visit all of the above by next year to survey which one is the best.
and make a wise decision! ceeyy , more like - choose the cheapest one! haha
and yes , Dear God , Pleasseee , i wanna studies at an international school :)
Do grad my wish. AMIN ! :D

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

0146262729

zzz , chill la mate. that's not my number -,-"
i'm begging anyone , if you know whose the owner of this number. do tell :)
fb me or ym me. anything.
he/she was like sending me stupid text messages which i dont even understand.
kept calling but then when i pick up , he/she hang up on me.
COWARD BASTARD !

"ANNA SORIY SAYA NA YOU BAIYAK CUKA YOU"
"ANNA LAGI SAYA NA MAIN SAMA YOU SAYANG BOLE KE TA"
"AYAK TAW AKU CUKA SCAB SAYA NA SCAB AYAK BAWYA DENGGAN ATASH OK"

these are some of the texts. its in bahasa kampung bajet macam rempit -,-"
if so, tell me your name , where are you from and etc.
obviously , you should get some friggin life and stop stalking others.
sorry asshole , i do what i have to do :) again here's the numb.

0146262729 . with love. YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE LAAA NIGGER !!