Perangai Zaman Myspace.

Myspace? Heard of it before? Alahhh tipu kalau tak pernah!
Dulu semua orang aktif myspace bagai nak rakkk, alahh MS tu lahh :p
haha acecehh konon semua zaman silam, zaman tak reti apa. zaman budak budak.
Haaaa mai. Nak peringat balik zaman zaman tu :p

1) Profile Display Name.
Hihi ni memang comel lahhhhh, mana ada letak nama betul - Faizah Akasha @ Ramli Ali.
Nama mesti, BooBoo Pwency @ ILYSFDM @ NinaInTheHouse. Hahahah kan kan? cute >.<

2) Typing.
Haaaaaa ni memang no doubt lah. Eventhough now masih ada, but I'm talking about back then!
Nowadays if you realize, people dah mula tulis with REAL SPELLING.
Back then - "Weyh, kao mam tak agy? Aq windu ahh nasi tuee..... Jom g tman aq bli... Ley laaa.... Bole aq blnje kao nnty.. Eaah? X pn nnti aq tlng kao bsuh bju....."
Awww, paling tak tahan makan - mamam! Hahaha serious comel!

3) Punctuations and Capitalize
Hahahha titik paling best! Tulis dua perkataan tapi titik nindia penuh page!
"Hai awak........................ Buat ape....??? Boring lah......."
Hahahah and caps on off on off on off on off on off on off. wtf -,-'
"HYeW c0mEELllllll!!! cUteEE GiLerZZzzzzzzzzzz AwAx!! Wo0000...."
Tapi paling aku suka, bila o tukaq jadi 0. "comelnya along - c0melnya al0ng" :DD

4) Asking for comments/spams/tags.
Hahahha this might not occur in facebook like how it did in myspace.

Nah ambik prove! Haha jenoh menggali ms yang dah berhabuk tu. haha
Siap bagi link tuuu! Hahahhaaha memang terbaik lahhhhhhhh

5) Tagging Pictures.
This one is really adorable ya knowww! Editing your own pic by putting up everybody names in it. And and lepas tu tag orang. Then semua macam tengs! thanx! ohh comel nyeeee tq tauuuww! hahahaha

SEEEE! *p/s ; I'm really bad in drawing. haha

6) Editing pictures.
Ingat lagi dulu, kalau edit picture mesti letak sticker penuh satu gambaq. Haha
Now mana ada dah, kot kalau buat macam tu orang kata "EE BUDAK BUDAK LA HANG"
hahaha, tak pun kena maki kat status kena bahan kena kutuk hihihi.

PHOTOSHOP MANA BOLEH BUAT MACAM NI!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA :p haha

7) Taking Pictures.
Okay this one not included with contoh. Sebab nanti curik gambaq orang, kena maki pulak. Soooo I'm just gonna elaborate it.
Okay dulu kala bila ambik gambaq for sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee :-
- Mulut muncung macam itik kuekk kuekk
- Lidah keluaq panjang panjang konon nak tayang lidah panjang pendek kecik pink
- Mata bulat macam orang korea la katanyaaaaaaaa
- Tangan pegang pipi macam nampak tembam cute mute awwhhh
- Peace tu memang wajib lahhhh, sat peace bengkok straight itu ini ini itu
- Ambik gambaq self shoot dari atas konon nboleh nampak kurus
- Close up gila gila punyaaaaaa! Hahh tudia nampak habih segala liang roma!
Yang ni ja lah yang aku dapat ingat, *alahhh aku pun buat dulu! hahaha

8) Overload Information.
Hahaha what I mean is, semua benda nak abaq kat status. Online offline on the line atas tali off bye boi papai semuaaaaaaaaaa dia taruk kat status!
Kalau once in a while takpalah dok offline, bye! Ni tak, EVERY SINGLE SIGNING IN AND SINGING OUT -,-"
hahaha myspace myspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

TENGOK CARA TYPING WEH! hahahaha

9) Profile.
One benefit about myspace is you can edit your profile according to your own creativity.
Well mostly bukan creativity, it depends on hang maju atau tak guna html. haha
Ceyyyy, bila sorang ni dapat invikan notifications bar and reka sendiri :-
Pulang | Tambah Kawan | Photographyku | Komen Anda | Mesej Rahsian>
Perghhhhh, semua pakat dok mintak code dia hahaha. Memang hangat lahh!
And not forgetting |click here| BOOOMMM masuk blog dia. |tekan sini| BOOOOM masuk link gambaq dia.
Hahaha ewahhhh profile sapa paling cool kira dia paling celik IT lah time tu.

Okay dah, idea dah kering T.T hahaha and btw.Post ni tak ditujukan kepada sesiapa.
It is a remembrance of our OLD DAYS IN MYSPACE. OUR OLD GLORY DAYS (puke) haha
May Myspace rest in in peace forever. Sorry Tom, Mark just took away your spotlight from you! Wuhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu haha
Gonna miss you myspace! You open me to the world of internet and social network!
Yeahhh wait thats friendster -,-" But whatever. haha kayy byeeee!

Typical People :)

Hiiii. I'm back people! <-- okay sumpah poyo! hahaha
Typical People? Commoners? Haaa what I mean is.
Apa yang hampa boleh tengok every single day. You know as in "biasa laa tuu"
Hahaha and this post totally TAK MENGUTUK ANYONE. Cuz honestly, aku pun terasa banyak :\
haha kejaammmm nye haaa, kutuk diri sendiri :D Okay scroll down! :p

1) Those Who love to label.
People! Enough with the labeling already. Tak puas hati apa lagi dengan semua orang?
"OMG, you just have to see Miranda new hair. Its like taylor's but wait no, its cuter! *faint*"
-They'll say, "Alamak minah ni. Speaking tu weh hahaha. bajet hot-pandai-speaking-konon-macam-mat-saleh-perasan-cantik-bulu-dada-kembang" -,-
Okay fudge! Biaq lah orang nak cakap bahasa apa pun, at least it doesn't bother you rite?
Yessss, I know kita patut bangga dengan bahasa ibunda tapi sometimes nak speaking boleh kan?
Kalau takboleh, okay fineeeeee. Cakap lah apa korang nak, yang dok cemarkan bahasa melayu cakap seruperw takderw huruwf A kat keybowrd tuerw kowrang tuck kuwtuk puwlawk eh? T.T

2) Tradition Sucker.
Okay girls, yessssss I say GIRLS. Ni haa, boleh tak pakai kebaya dengan kain?
Sorry lah if terasa, but wearing kebaya with jeans? Like oh come on :\
Sapa ajaq haaa? Rosak tradisi tok nenek moyang kita wehh. Please okay!
Pedih mata tengok, buat bagi those old folks marah ja.
Okay fine, maybe it is trend. But wth, kebaya with trousers and jeans and slack.
Hahahaha trend lah sangaaaaaat. But ikut korang lah :)

3) Word speaks louder than actions.
Bukan idiom tu Action speaks louder than word ka? Tah la apa idioms tu -,-"
The point is, ni haa yang dok buat berani dalam facebook ni. APA KES WEH?
Tiba tiba mai serang , "woi minah bajet lah kau paling hebat kat sekolah muka macam taik kucing semalam aku pijak kat market bagan ajam. boleh pulak ingat semua jantan kat dunia nak kat kau kan bebebebebelaaahhh laa"
Tapi once jumpa kat luaq, alahaaiii anak mak. Jalan straight tunduk bawah jeling jeling 'ganas' ja.
Hahaha perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hampa memang ganas! (Y) (Y) (Y) <-- three thumbsup!

4) Unfinished homework a.k.a tipu sunat.
Alahhh benda biasa la kan? hahahaha you haven't finished your homework sebab dok mengadap facebook tengok orang buat perang dunia. tot tot dah 3 pagi. tidoqqq.
Bangun pagi, HALLAAMAAKK HOMEWORK! Pi sekolah cikgu tanya.
"Ohh cikgu sorry, buku tertinggai kat rumah kucing nak baca."
"Teacher omg i'm soo friggin sorry, I left my file in the car. I was hurrying since I'm late. Prefects dah terpacak depan pagaq. Sorryyy"
Kahkahkah, I REALLY LOVE THIS! :DD

5) Wearing shades inside a mall/indoor.
Okay specific to boys actually. Wehh brader, tau lah mata lu macam cyclops perlu protection.
Tapi pakai shades dalam mall? Cermin mata hitam konon jenama rayban tapi beli 5 hinggit kat kedai hinode shop?
Matahari pun takdak lahhhh, kot mata hampa bengkak ada ketumbit besaq penumbuk?
Sooo stop wearing shades inside a mall please :| I'm begging youu to mercy! Harrr. haha

6) Copycats vs Idols
Okay now benda ni pun jadi topik. Copycats or mencontohi? Hahahah lawak -___-"
I get it the whole copy-whats-hot-on-tumblr-twitter blablabla, dikira macam mencontohi laa kan?
Tapi kalau member ambik gambaq mulut muncung buat peace tangan kat mata tunjuk number 10.
Kot nak tiru sebijik? Buat lahhhhh benda lain sikit. So copycats does exists :)
To those who were copied, jangan nak bangga sangat lah kan. OKAY MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD BE PROUD. hehhh

7) Questions.
"Hi awak" "Oh haii" "Tengah buat apa?" "Tengah basuh beca jiran! Kot?! Online lah, apa lagi" "Baru online?" "Haha dah lama, since last year lagi on tak pernah off tu laptop macam nak tebakaq keluaq asap shisha" "Nama apa ni?" "Kot buta karey tak reti baca nama fb aku?" "Umur?" "I have my about meeeee pleaseeee T.T"
Hahaha ni bukan mengutuk, but i sincerely LIKE those questions.
At least they ask kan? Dari yang dok reply Oh okay. Lol. K. Hahaha *terasa* :DD

8) Sipolan is in a relationship with Sipolin.
Fulamakkkkkkkkkkkkkk Sipolin punya friend requests naik! Macam m16 weh! hahaha
Dari mutual friends ada 3 naik jadi 456! Sedangkan sorang pun tak kenai :\ hahaha
Then ada lah makhluk Allah yang nak dok comment kat Sipolan.
"Dah ada girlfriend/boyfriend lupa kawan sombong hidung tinggi gantung hanger 10 pun cukup"
hahaha its common among the new couples out there. Kan? Betoi takkk?

Okay enough. Idea dah takdak. Hahaha and guys, please understand
All of the above ARE NOT SPECIFIC TO ANYBODY. Soo if terasa or whatsoever.
I'm sorry but I just wrote what I think everyone should know :))
And yes, post kali ni. AKU PUN TERASA DALAM WEH haha. Cuz its common.
T Y P I C A L P E O P L E!