Typical People :)

Hiiii. I'm back people! <-- okay sumpah poyo! hahaha
Typical People? Commoners? Haaa what I mean is.
Apa yang hampa boleh tengok every single day. You know as in "biasa laa tuu"
Hahaha and this post totally TAK MENGUTUK ANYONE. Cuz honestly, aku pun terasa banyak :\
haha kejaammmm nye haaa, kutuk diri sendiri :D Okay scroll down! :p

1) Those Who love to label.
People! Enough with the labeling already. Tak puas hati apa lagi dengan semua orang?
"OMG, you just have to see Miranda new hair. Its like taylor's but wait no, its cuter! *faint*"
-They'll say, "Alamak minah ni. Speaking tu weh hahaha. bajet hot-pandai-speaking-konon-macam-mat-saleh-perasan-cantik-bulu-dada-kembang" -,-
Okay fudge! Biaq lah orang nak cakap bahasa apa pun, at least it doesn't bother you rite?
Yessss, I know kita patut bangga dengan bahasa ibunda tapi sometimes nak speaking boleh kan?
Kalau takboleh, okay fineeeeee. Cakap lah apa korang nak, yang dok cemarkan bahasa melayu cakap seruperw takderw huruwf A kat keybowrd tuerw kowrang tuck kuwtuk puwlawk eh? T.T

2) Tradition Sucker.
Okay girls, yessssss I say GIRLS. Ni haa, boleh tak pakai kebaya dengan kain?
Sorry lah if terasa, but wearing kebaya with jeans? Like oh come on :\
Sapa ajaq haaa? Rosak tradisi tok nenek moyang kita wehh. Please okay!
Pedih mata tengok, buat bagi those old folks marah ja.
Okay fine, maybe it is trend. But wth, kebaya with trousers and jeans and slack.
Hahahaha trend lah sangaaaaaat. But ikut korang lah :)

3) Word speaks louder than actions.
Bukan idiom tu Action speaks louder than word ka? Tah la apa idioms tu -,-"
The point is, ni haa yang dok buat berani dalam facebook ni. APA KES WEH?
Tiba tiba mai serang , "woi minah bajet lah kau paling hebat kat sekolah muka macam taik kucing semalam aku pijak kat market bagan ajam. boleh pulak ingat semua jantan kat dunia nak kat kau kan bebebebebelaaahhh laa"
Tapi once jumpa kat luaq, alahaaiii anak mak. Jalan straight tunduk bawah jeling jeling 'ganas' ja.
Hahaha perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hampa memang ganas! (Y) (Y) (Y) <-- three thumbsup!

4) Unfinished homework a.k.a tipu sunat.
Alahhh benda biasa la kan? hahahaha you haven't finished your homework sebab dok mengadap facebook tengok orang buat perang dunia. tot tot dah 3 pagi. tidoqqq.
Bangun pagi, HALLAAMAAKK HOMEWORK! Pi sekolah cikgu tanya.
"Ohh cikgu sorry, buku tertinggai kat rumah kucing nak baca."
"Teacher omg i'm soo friggin sorry, I left my file in the car. I was hurrying since I'm late. Prefects dah terpacak depan pagaq. Sorryyy"
Kahkahkah, I REALLY LOVE THIS! :DD

5) Wearing shades inside a mall/indoor.
Okay specific to boys actually. Wehh brader, tau lah mata lu macam cyclops perlu protection.
Tapi pakai shades dalam mall? Cermin mata hitam konon jenama rayban tapi beli 5 hinggit kat kedai hinode shop?
Matahari pun takdak lahhhh, kot mata hampa bengkak ada ketumbit besaq penumbuk?
Sooo stop wearing shades inside a mall please :| I'm begging youu to mercy! Harrr. haha

6) Copycats vs Idols
Okay now benda ni pun jadi topik. Copycats or mencontohi? Hahahah lawak -___-"
I get it the whole copy-whats-hot-on-tumblr-twitter blablabla, dikira macam mencontohi laa kan?
Tapi kalau member ambik gambaq mulut muncung buat peace tangan kat mata tunjuk number 10.
Kot nak tiru sebijik? Buat lahhhhh benda lain sikit. So copycats does exists :)
To those who were copied, jangan nak bangga sangat lah kan. OKAY MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD BE PROUD. hehhh

7) Questions.
"Hi awak" "Oh haii" "Tengah buat apa?" "Tengah basuh beca jiran! Kot?! Online lah, apa lagi" "Baru online?" "Haha dah lama, since last year lagi on tak pernah off tu laptop macam nak tebakaq keluaq asap shisha" "Nama apa ni?" "Kot buta karey tak reti baca nama fb aku?" "Umur?" "I have my about meeeee pleaseeee T.T"
Hahaha ni bukan mengutuk, but i sincerely LIKE those questions.
At least they ask kan? Dari yang dok reply Oh okay. Lol. K. Hahaha *terasa* :DD

8) Sipolan is in a relationship with Sipolin.
Fulamakkkkkkkkkkkkkk Sipolin punya friend requests naik! Macam m16 weh! hahaha
Dari mutual friends ada 3 naik jadi 456! Sedangkan sorang pun tak kenai :\ hahaha
Then ada lah makhluk Allah yang nak dok comment kat Sipolan.
"Dah ada girlfriend/boyfriend lupa kawan sombong hidung tinggi gantung hanger 10 pun cukup"
hahaha its common among the new couples out there. Kan? Betoi takkk?

Okay enough. Idea dah takdak. Hahaha and guys, please understand
All of the above ARE NOT SPECIFIC TO ANYBODY. Soo if terasa or whatsoever.
I'm sorry but I just wrote what I think everyone should know :))
And yes, post kali ni. AKU PUN TERASA DALAM WEH haha. Cuz its common.
T Y P I C A L P E O P L E!