Okay like seriously, takdak mood gila nak tulis blog. Dok pikiaq exam T.T
But as for someone demand (*bisik* psstt, siti nur hanisah), aku buat jugak. So if it is a lil bit boring.
I'm sorry. Okay now, relationship? Anyone had been in one?
Well, a bit tipu lah kalau tak pernah. Dunia sekarang ni kan merela awai :D
Hahahah okay soo here you go.
1. Queen Control/King control.
Girlsssss, jangan queen control sangat boleh tak? Bukan la apaaa.
Bf nak kawan dengan perempuan pun dah tarik muncung panjang. Ingat elok kot dok buat muncung tu? Pernah tengok lembu punya as* tak? Haa macam tu lah. Dok tebukak tetutup macam muncung hang. Okay aku tak pernah tengok eh! Ustazah aku time darjah 6 cerita -.-
Aku paham, jealousy is a terrible disease. But oh come on. Hang suka tak kalau org dok halang hang kawan dengan public? Nak syok sikit dah kena maki, dah gatai sikit dah kena lost contact setahun setengah bulan 4 hari 4 malam.
Bukannya dia nak curang pun, THEY ARE FRIENDS. F.R.I.E.N.D.S -.- Just trust each other.
2. Honesty.
Out of all things in a relationship, bagi aku honesty lahhhh yang paling penting.
Whatever you do, tak kira la baik buruk tak elok menyakitkan hati menyejukkan hati, termengorat perempuan laki, ter mengayat lelaki lain, terjatuh cinta dengan org lain, tersuka dekat kawan sekolah, ter tu ter ni.
Cerita kan dekat your partner. Cuz you know why, at the end of the day. Dia akan find out jugak, how when where why? Kita taktau, but lies dont stay long.
So better, dia dengaq dari kita dari dia dengaq dari org lain? Kan? Tak pun kalau dah ketaq lutut sampai nak tekeluaq tesemboi otak lutut hampa nak mengaku.
Mengaku time time 12 midnight. Use sweet sayings, be flirty a lil bit. Then admit ;) If you're on the right track, insyaAllah dia tak akan marah. Forgive n forget.
3. And thats no 3. Forgive and forget.
Bohong kalau tak pernah gaduh dalam relationship. Alaahhh gaduh manja manja, ee I hate you baby you curang dengan Orlando Bloom kan semalam? Admit jelah, i tau. I saw it with my bare eyes. You jahat benci you benciiii! You jangan text I dah lepas ni! You call je tau. You jangan carik I, You teros mai jumpa I dalam bilik. EHHHHHHHHHH! MELALUT :/ Hahahaha
But the main point is, fighting ni lumrah setiap hubungan. So try to calm down and berbincang. Jangan teros nak ambik jalan senang, break. Macam tu, sampai bila nak selesai. Take it easy and talk. Just maafkan each other and promise not to do it again. And pooof, forget about it. FOCUS EXAM JA DOK INGAT FIGHTFIGHT PA. Haa? o.O
4. I'm sorry.
Hak ell lehhhhh ego tinggi eiffel tower mana boleh dok sorry sorry jatuh standard lah bro! Aku boss! Dia aa kena sorry. Boleh blah la, sorrysorry naik van laa!
Well, excuse me. Err HUMAN-WITH-NO-HUMANITY-FEELING. Ego hang tu, boleh lempaq dalam laut china selatan bagi boya makan lagi elok dari hang dok mendajei kat partner hang. Kalau dah buat salah tu, apologize jalah. Awat susah sangat nak type I AM SORRY? SAYA MINTAK MAAF? WA CHENG HAIKU SORRY LOT LOT? YINNADEY SORRY LORRY? Okay hentam bahasa apa pun aku taktau heheheh :'>
Just be sorry, and sometime even if kita tau kita tak salah. Tak berdosa if kita just mintak maaf? Sebab sorry ni is like the cure to every problems. Trust me ;)
5. Compliments.
ALWAYS COMPLIMENT YOUR PARTNER. I MEAN IT, ALWAYSSSSSSS! Hahahahah
Bukan lah nak suruh everyday dok lawanyaaa mama ni handsomenya papa kitewww kalau tyra banks tengok confirm dah ambik buat model. Badan tough perkasa uwwww :\
Err okay no! Just macam awat macam comel ja harini? Buat botox pa? Hahahah pelbagai kan cara nak praise tu. Make it like you're joking or anything. And kalau dah rasa ada mood nak eheeeeeeeeeeeeemromantikehemmmmmmmmmm tuuu. Boleh la dok "You lok shoooo beautiful shooo stunning shooo gorgeous" Hahah okay jangan la sho :\ Ni main main ja.
AND NEVER!! NEVER CALL THEM UGLY. NO JUST NOOO. LISTEN TO ME! NOOO! Okay over -.-
6. Be proud.
Siti Emah Kembong duduk belakang rumah Pak Lah tu awek aku! Hampa ada sapa? Rokiah? Haaa hampa taktau, kami dah couple perghhhhh bangga baq hang dapat dia!
HOI BUKAN BE PROUD MACAM TU LAH =.= What I mean is, macam jangan rasa down sebab he/she is yours.
Bila org tanya? Hang couple dengan Siti Emah Kembong kaa? Eh er mana ada, takkan aku nak couple dengan dia. Muka macam baru lepas keluaq sawah. Kot couple? Ishh
Cik adik oii, tak sakit ka hati Siti Emah Kembong kalau dia dengaq? How do you feel when your own partner say that bout you? Denying the fact that you guys are together? Haaa tau pun nak berasap telinga tu kan?
And if you're in a relationship, admit that you are. Don't be all like, I'm still single la. Belum ada yg punya lagi. Nak flirt boleh, but admit lah babe.
7. DO NOT COMPARE!
Okay ni macam benda yang paling PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT to do. Jangan sesekali compare your partner with your EX OR FRIEND. Friend takpa lagi kot, but ex. Ohooo :\
"Kenapa awak tak sweet macam Rokiah eh? Dulu dia suka main main dengan lubang hidung i." Errr awak, kalau awak dah suka dekat ROKIAH awak tu. Pi la dekat dia, dia kan boleh trim bulu bulu dalam lubang hidung awak tu. Awak kan suka sangat, Pi laaa PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Hah ambik hang!
Hahahahahah so just dont compare kay? But kalau comparing dia baik dulu buruk takpa la.
"Awak ni sweet la. Beza gila dengan Jonet. Awak tau tak, kalau saya lupa nak text Jonet kan. Mesti dia dah ugut nak terjun bangunan la nak terjun laut la nak gantung mati la. Tapi tak buat buat pun. Dok tunggu ja la polis call kata dia dah mati" EHHHHH silap, errr err :x okay move on.
8. I'm fine. Nothing. Oh. Okay.
The wisdom words. Hahahahah yelah nak touching sekali sekala tu biasa la kan.
Bila tanya. How are you dear? I'm fine. Kenapa ni? Nothing. You okay ka? Okay ja.
Then dok huhu. haha. err hmmm ohh. Take note lah, its time hang nak start memujuk lah tu.
Takkan nak expect dia - AWAK PUJUK LA SAYA. SAYA SEDIH NI SEDIH GILA GILA NAK NANGIS. PUJUK LAH CEPAT. CEPAT LAHHHHHH! AWAK NIIIII. -____-
Kalau ada yang macam ni, err better go and seek for treatment lah hahahah.
Kalau dah reply pendek nak mati dari usual, ada lah tu yang tak kena. So talk to her/him ;) Kayyy? Things gonna be fine.
9. Always think positive.
Jangan sesekali berfikiran negatif dekat your partner. Just dont. Maybe ada sebab dia buat macam tu. Think about the possibilities dulu. Baru nak tuding jari.
Tengok partner comment dengan perempuan dok bersayang berhubby berlovelove <3 <3, tudiaaaa dalam kepala otak dok - DIA CURANG DIA MENDUAKAN AKU DIA ADA ORANG LAIN. SANGGUP DIA!
Errr, chill my dear. Come sit down. Think about it. Maybe depa lawak lawak? Alahh bila lagi nak melawak dengan kawan kawan?
Besides, kalau dia nak curang pun. Apa pandai sangat dok pi buat in public? Hahaha
Mesti la dia ajak private place kan? So bila he/she did that.
Dia nak play around, and at the same time. Dia nak hang tau yang dia dok main main sooo he shows it. See? Think positive!
10. Appreciate.
Okay last point. AND yang paliingggggg important. :D
Appreciate your partner. I'm not asking you to buy her/him gifts flowers car house teddies rings necklace and whatsoever method of ambik hati.
Taktak, just appreciate her presence in your life. Jangan buat dia macam tunggul kayu yang takdak perasaan.
How to show your appreciation without needing any money? Well easy, love your partner for who they are. And always thanks her/him on every deeds.
Do not forget her/him in any situation. But actually, everyone has their own way to show their appreciation. So it depends on the individual :)
Okay penat memerah otak yang boring nii. And again, this is not based on my experience.
This in based on what I see and some statuses in facebook. Alahhh belungguk dok update status pasai love, kita ambik elaborate jelahhh kan :D Hahahah
Pretty awesome kan boleh dok curik status orang? Hahahh jokes lah!
Enjoy and thanks for reading ;)
Friday, May 20, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
I'm sorry.
I know that you're disappointed. I know that you're down.
I don't think sorry is enough. So, I wrote a poem for you.
The moment I hear bird chirping and cricket singing.
Your face play in my mind.
You surrounds me with love and honour.
You hold me tight and you never let me go.
I love you so much. More than anything in my life.
And I try so hard to prove it, for you to see it.
How much you being in my life means to me.
I am sorry for the pain I've caused.
I am sorry that I've hurt your feelings.
These are the last thing I ever wanted to do.
To know that you're sad and down.
All because of me.
But I hope you still know that I love you.
And I still cherish your presence in my life.
Like nothing else in my life can make me smile.
I'll cook for you to cheer you up.
But no cheap seafood cuz I know you dont like it.
I'll sing for you the National Anthem of USA.
Cuz I know you adore that song.
I'll learn to play Black Ops and Fiesta Online.
So I can prove to you that I can beat you in games.
I'd do anything and everything.
So I hope that you understand and see it with your heart.
My apology to you that comes with tears.
Sincerely from deep inside here, my soul.
*I tak pandai buat poem sangat, but I know you like sweet sayings. So this is for you. I'm sorry my love. I really am.
I don't think sorry is enough. So, I wrote a poem for you.
Your face play in my mind.
You surrounds me with love and honour.
You hold me tight and you never let me go.
I love you so much. More than anything in my life.
And I try so hard to prove it, for you to see it.
How much you being in my life means to me.
I am sorry for the pain I've caused.
I am sorry that I've hurt your feelings.
These are the last thing I ever wanted to do.
To know that you're sad and down.
All because of me.
But I hope you still know that I love you.
And I still cherish your presence in my life.
Like nothing else in my life can make me smile.
I'll cook for you to cheer you up.
But no cheap seafood cuz I know you dont like it.
I'll sing for you the National Anthem of USA.
Cuz I know you adore that song.
I'll learn to play Black Ops and Fiesta Online.
So I can prove to you that I can beat you in games.
I'd do anything and everything.
So I hope that you understand and see it with your heart.
My apology to you that comes with tears.
Sincerely from deep inside here, my soul.
*I tak pandai buat poem sangat, but I know you like sweet sayings. So this is for you. I'm sorry my love. I really am.
Friday, April 15, 2011
G.I.R.L.S and their behaviour.
Dulu time aku buat post pasai boys, semua macam -_____-"
"Hampeh gila dia ni kutuk boys, cakap kat boys nyetnytonyetnyot..."
Hahaha bukan mengata lah mangkok, sajaaaaaaaa nak share perspective aku :D
Okay to make it fair, I'll do another post about girls.
1. Jealousy.
Penyakit yang kini kian merebak di kalangan perempuan perempuan. Trust meeee!
Girls punya tahap jealous lagi tinggi dari KLCC digabungkan.
Its like bila sorang ada ni, dia kena ada nu, bila sorang ada ne dia kena ada no.
Contoh, if your friend just bought satu dress yang lawa tahap cipan semua orang tengok confirm meleleh ayaq liuq dari mulut ke bumi.
Confiiirmmmmmmm hang kalut tanya "Eh beli mana lawa la suka tengok you pakai. Nampak ala ala princess gituu awhh" Sedangkan dalam hati, "Eee baju elok kemain tapi kalau hang pakai sumpah nampak macam kain langsir rumah nenek aku. Puhleeasee laaa, aku pakai lagi elokkk"
2. Centre of Attention.
Girls suka kalau depa become the centre of attention. Wait not just attention, centre of EVERYTHIIINGGGGGGG!
Mana ada yang boleh duduk kat hujung bucu bilik diam tunduk tersipu sipu.
Dia mesti berada di tengah where everybody is, and bercakap dengan semua orang and try their best buat orang haahahahahha huhuhu hihihi so that orang boleh suka dia.
Kalau dengan bf lagi laaa, pantang tok nenek moyang dia kalau bf lebih lebihkan orang lain dari dia. Tudiaaa satgi, tarik muncung macam burung. err apa nama burung berlakon dalam woodpecker tu? Ahh you get the point here!
*Girls, nak selit some advise sikit. Dont be too - dia aku punya hampa jangan cakap dengan dia jangan dekat dengan dia jangan buat apa apa dengan dia. Boys have a life. They might be flirting all day long, but when they go to sleep. They will only think about that one girl he loves. :)
3. OUR EYES IS AT OUR HEAD NOT OUR BODY.
Actually ni for boys, but wth hentam ja laaa.
Eh helooooo ni mai nak abaq sikit. Tau tak kedudukan setiap organ di badan manusia?
Tau tak kat mana mata terletak? E.Y.E.S? DI MUKA FACE WAJAH KEPALA!!
Bukan kat dada kami okay?! Omg laaaa, tak malu ka dok renung renung? Korek bijik mata baru tau!
Kalau hampa suami kami, takpalaaaaaaaa nak buat apa pun. We dont minddd ;)
Ni kita kawan, kita baru kenai, kita baru hye hoi hey, and you turn out to be like this -,-
So bila bercakap tu, tak reti nak jaga eye contact ka? Ingat eh, mata kami di muka bukan di dada! *maaf jika ini agak censored*
4. Obsession
One thing about girl, we get obsessed about certain things tooooooooo much.
Kalau dah minat kat sorang ni, Ya Ampuunnnn satu bilik penuh poster dia, wallpaper phone muka dia, fb pasai dia, twitter pasai dia, cakap pasai dia, tidoq mimpi dia, mandi teringat dia, makan nak makan dia, minum nak minum dia. OKAY ENOUGH HIHIHI
And weyyy tak semestinya obsessed pasai your crush or boyfriend or whatever.
It can be a celebrity? Nii yang dok tergila kat justin bibiaq tuuu. Beliebiaq? Belieber? Apa apa jelah kan.
Kalau boleh nak stalk si bieber tu rasanya kalau google earth boleh zoom masuk rumah dia, dah lama kot hampa melekat depan laptop dok tengok bieber mandi I MEAN MAKAN :x errr
haha no offence though, tapi betoi la kaan? Dah nama pun ada 9 nafsu? ;)
5. 3 personalities.
I got this on Hot Likes in facebook. Girls ada 3 personalities which is :-
When she's with her parent, friend and boyfriend. OOYEAHHHHH LIKE LIKE*
For those who don't know, actually fakta ni is like super duper true.
Okay bila girl di depan parent depa macam angel, mak aiihhh baiknya anak abah ni. Tolong urut kaki cakap lemah lembut jalan tunduk hormat orang tua. Sejuk peruttt.
Tapi kalau dengan kawan, hahhhh cakap serupa kawan hampa jauh seribu batu, melalak, gelak macam muahahahahha *nak sebut setan tapi takut mulut kena cili*. And kalau dapat nak mencarut tu la kan, (I)(&(%^&%*%^&)*%$#$%&( habih keluaq! haha
And bila dengan boyfriend, aloloooo sweetnya diaaaaaa mengalahkan juliet you allss. Awhhh <3 Cakap pun, yeee saje je call awak. Rinduuu. Huhu. Nak sebut perkataan ..... pun cover cover. Yelah taknak la kasar, nanti duit hantaran kena diskaun :D
6. We cry, A LOT.
Sudahlah jangan menangis lagi, ku rasa cukup sampai di sini, mungkin di suatu saat nanti, kau temui cinta yang sejati. Betoi ka lirik? Lagu Camelia by Irwansyah kalau tak silap. Tah tak suka lagu ni -,-
Girls and tears are like boys and games. Wahh nice match! hahaha
Kami bukannya manja lebih tahap gorilla, just hati kami ni macam mudah apa orang kata. mudah err mudah OUCHHHH. Haa macam tu la. Susah sangat aih nak explain pun.
Even benda tu macam kecik gila, tapi kalau kami sentap, kami still akan cry.
Tu memang lumrah setiap perempuan, we cry cry cry cry cry uwekk uwekk wekk bluekk!
Tambah tambah kalau kami kehilangan the one we love or kawan baik or kucing or gelang or rantai or kunci rumah or handphone or laptop or buku sekolah. Oh wait buku sekolah tak -,-
So jangan la dok kata kami ni over sensitive ka apa. Its nature laaa guys ;)
OH AND LUPA NAK ABAQ. BOYS WHO CRY ARE A GENTLEMAN :DDD *seriously*
7. PMS. (Pre-Menstruation Syndrome)
Okay takpayah dok nak malu bila cakap pasai benda ni. Bukannya ada apa pun, everyone lalui kan? And for boys, nanti hampa nak kena jaga bini hampa jugak kan?
Bila this thing happen to us, or what we called. Bila time of the month, bendera jepun, ABC, cuti, merah atau apa bagai nama panggilan tu.
Our hormon will go nuts! Kami senang naik angin, moody, monyok, cepat tersentuh, mengada ngada. And bau badan kami will be a bit different. But dont worry though, we got peeeerrfumeess ;)
Soo guys, korang kena faham lah bila time ni kami berubah sat. Bukan lama pun, seminggu ja. Nanti bila hampa kawin dengan kami, 9 bulan nak menahan lagi teruk!
HAHAHHAH daaaayuumn we girls are lucky ;)
And please, if kat sekolah bocor or what, guys tolong jangan make fun of it. Its not funny okay? Malah, it hurt us bila hampa dok ejek apa semua. Tauuu!
(Again, i'm sorry kalau agak sensitive. I'm just sharing some knowledge for your general information)
8. Our bestfriend is our diary.
Normal lahhh kalau bff kita tau SEGALA BENDA about kita kan? We girls, dont keep secret among each other.
Walaupun benda tu memalukan or menyedihkan or over menggembirakan or apa apa lah.
But for us, meluahkan perasaan dekat someone who will listen actually helps to heal the wound that we suffer :) Unlike boys, you guys boleh pendam, kami taakk.
But ofcourse lah, some secret are better kept as secret. Sometime ada dirty little secret tuuu, maybe yang tu dikecualikan la. Takkan nak cerita jugak kan? :D hihi
Soo kalau hampa nak tau a girl tu perangai sebenaq dia macam mana, watak dia.
Go ahead and ask her bestfriend. They know everything :) And taktaulah, but if you guys realize, girls lebih selesa luahkan perasaan dekat their bff than their mom?
Maybe sebab, teenagers memang macam tu kot. I dont knowww
9. NO MATTER... (Ego)
No matter if aku akan jatuh sakit, but if that what he wants I'll do it!
No matter if it cost me my whole piggy bank money, I'm gonna buy that shoes!
No matter if it hurts, but if he likes it. I'm fine with it!
No matter if mom warns me 200 times, I'm still gonna do it!
Girls will do everythiiinggggggg, maybe untuk diri dia or untuk orang lain.
But the main point is, girls sacrifice A LOT. You might not see it with dengan mata kasar, but trust me. Girls suka berkorban. Girls tak berkira sangat.
And sometimes, kalau depa sakit hati or apa apa they'll keep it to their selves. Sebab you know why, girls takut if sakit depa tu menyakitkan orang lain.
Even if you look at your mom, kalau dia terasa hati dengan your dad maybe sebab terlupa birthday ka apa. Depa simpan sorang sorang, depa tak pi hembuq maki hamun.
See how soft we are? Tapi ada jugak yang gila bangang ego tinggi nak mampos.
Terasa hati sikit ja, tarik muka tak contact 10 hari sampai kena pujuk alalala bucuk bucuk. Hehh tu mengada namanya -,-
Wait I think that's all la. Okay I admit, dalam semua blog entry aku buat,
ni yang paling takut aku nak publish T.T hahaha
Girlssss, jangan serang akuuuuuuuuuuu I'm sorryyyyyyyy. Ni jujur jaaa >.<
Eh eh? Hee peace ya'll :)
"Hampeh gila dia ni kutuk boys, cakap kat boys nyetnytonyetnyot..."
Hahaha bukan mengata lah mangkok, sajaaaaaaaa nak share perspective aku :D
Okay to make it fair, I'll do another post about girls.
1. Jealousy.
Penyakit yang kini kian merebak di kalangan perempuan perempuan. Trust meeee!
Girls punya tahap jealous lagi tinggi dari KLCC digabungkan.
Its like bila sorang ada ni, dia kena ada nu, bila sorang ada ne dia kena ada no.
Contoh, if your friend just bought satu dress yang lawa tahap cipan semua orang tengok confirm meleleh ayaq liuq dari mulut ke bumi.
Confiiirmmmmmmm hang kalut tanya "Eh beli mana lawa la suka tengok you pakai. Nampak ala ala princess gituu awhh" Sedangkan dalam hati, "Eee baju elok kemain tapi kalau hang pakai sumpah nampak macam kain langsir rumah nenek aku. Puhleeasee laaa, aku pakai lagi elokkk"
2. Centre of Attention.
Girls suka kalau depa become the centre of attention. Wait not just attention, centre of EVERYTHIIINGGGGGGG!
Mana ada yang boleh duduk kat hujung bucu bilik diam tunduk tersipu sipu.
Dia mesti berada di tengah where everybody is, and bercakap dengan semua orang and try their best buat orang haahahahahha huhuhu hihihi so that orang boleh suka dia.
Kalau dengan bf lagi laaa, pantang tok nenek moyang dia kalau bf lebih lebihkan orang lain dari dia. Tudiaaa satgi, tarik muncung macam burung. err apa nama burung berlakon dalam woodpecker tu? Ahh you get the point here!
*Girls, nak selit some advise sikit. Dont be too - dia aku punya hampa jangan cakap dengan dia jangan dekat dengan dia jangan buat apa apa dengan dia. Boys have a life. They might be flirting all day long, but when they go to sleep. They will only think about that one girl he loves. :)
3. OUR EYES IS AT OUR HEAD NOT OUR BODY.
Actually ni for boys, but wth hentam ja laaa.
Eh helooooo ni mai nak abaq sikit. Tau tak kedudukan setiap organ di badan manusia?
Tau tak kat mana mata terletak? E.Y.E.S? DI MUKA FACE WAJAH KEPALA!!
Bukan kat dada kami okay?! Omg laaaa, tak malu ka dok renung renung? Korek bijik mata baru tau!
Kalau hampa suami kami, takpalaaaaaaaa nak buat apa pun. We dont minddd ;)
Ni kita kawan, kita baru kenai, kita baru hye hoi hey, and you turn out to be like this -,-
So bila bercakap tu, tak reti nak jaga eye contact ka? Ingat eh, mata kami di muka bukan di dada! *maaf jika ini agak censored*
4. Obsession
One thing about girl, we get obsessed about certain things tooooooooo much.
Kalau dah minat kat sorang ni, Ya Ampuunnnn satu bilik penuh poster dia, wallpaper phone muka dia, fb pasai dia, twitter pasai dia, cakap pasai dia, tidoq mimpi dia, mandi teringat dia, makan nak makan dia, minum nak minum dia. OKAY ENOUGH HIHIHI
And weyyy tak semestinya obsessed pasai your crush or boyfriend or whatever.
It can be a celebrity? Nii yang dok tergila kat justin bibiaq tuuu. Beliebiaq? Belieber? Apa apa jelah kan.
Kalau boleh nak stalk si bieber tu rasanya kalau google earth boleh zoom masuk rumah dia, dah lama kot hampa melekat depan laptop dok tengok bieber mandi I MEAN MAKAN :x errr
haha no offence though, tapi betoi la kaan? Dah nama pun ada 9 nafsu? ;)
5. 3 personalities.
I got this on Hot Likes in facebook. Girls ada 3 personalities which is :-
When she's with her parent, friend and boyfriend. OOYEAHHHHH LIKE LIKE*
For those who don't know, actually fakta ni is like super duper true.
Okay bila girl di depan parent depa macam angel, mak aiihhh baiknya anak abah ni. Tolong urut kaki cakap lemah lembut jalan tunduk hormat orang tua. Sejuk peruttt.
Tapi kalau dengan kawan, hahhhh cakap serupa kawan hampa jauh seribu batu, melalak, gelak macam muahahahahha *nak sebut setan tapi takut mulut kena cili*. And kalau dapat nak mencarut tu la kan, (I)(&(%^&%*%^&)*%$#$%&( habih keluaq! haha
And bila dengan boyfriend, aloloooo sweetnya diaaaaaa mengalahkan juliet you allss. Awhhh <3 Cakap pun, yeee saje je call awak. Rinduuu. Huhu. Nak sebut perkataan ..... pun cover cover. Yelah taknak la kasar, nanti duit hantaran kena diskaun :D
6. We cry, A LOT.
Sudahlah jangan menangis lagi, ku rasa cukup sampai di sini, mungkin di suatu saat nanti, kau temui cinta yang sejati. Betoi ka lirik? Lagu Camelia by Irwansyah kalau tak silap. Tah tak suka lagu ni -,-
Girls and tears are like boys and games. Wahh nice match! hahaha
Kami bukannya manja lebih tahap gorilla, just hati kami ni macam mudah apa orang kata. mudah err mudah OUCHHHH. Haa macam tu la. Susah sangat aih nak explain pun.
Even benda tu macam kecik gila, tapi kalau kami sentap, kami still akan cry.
Tu memang lumrah setiap perempuan, we cry cry cry cry cry uwekk uwekk wekk bluekk!
Tambah tambah kalau kami kehilangan the one we love or kawan baik or kucing or gelang or rantai or kunci rumah or handphone or laptop or buku sekolah. Oh wait buku sekolah tak -,-
So jangan la dok kata kami ni over sensitive ka apa. Its nature laaa guys ;)
OH AND LUPA NAK ABAQ. BOYS WHO CRY ARE A GENTLEMAN :DDD *seriously*
7. PMS. (Pre-Menstruation Syndrome)
Okay takpayah dok nak malu bila cakap pasai benda ni. Bukannya ada apa pun, everyone lalui kan? And for boys, nanti hampa nak kena jaga bini hampa jugak kan?
Bila this thing happen to us, or what we called. Bila time of the month, bendera jepun, ABC, cuti, merah atau apa bagai nama panggilan tu.
Our hormon will go nuts! Kami senang naik angin, moody, monyok, cepat tersentuh, mengada ngada. And bau badan kami will be a bit different. But dont worry though, we got peeeerrfumeess ;)
Soo guys, korang kena faham lah bila time ni kami berubah sat. Bukan lama pun, seminggu ja. Nanti bila hampa kawin dengan kami, 9 bulan nak menahan lagi teruk!
HAHAHHAH daaaayuumn we girls are lucky ;)
And please, if kat sekolah bocor or what, guys tolong jangan make fun of it. Its not funny okay? Malah, it hurt us bila hampa dok ejek apa semua. Tauuu!
(Again, i'm sorry kalau agak sensitive. I'm just sharing some knowledge for your general information)
8. Our bestfriend is our diary.
Normal lahhh kalau bff kita tau SEGALA BENDA about kita kan? We girls, dont keep secret among each other.
Walaupun benda tu memalukan or menyedihkan or over menggembirakan or apa apa lah.
But for us, meluahkan perasaan dekat someone who will listen actually helps to heal the wound that we suffer :) Unlike boys, you guys boleh pendam, kami taakk.
But ofcourse lah, some secret are better kept as secret. Sometime ada dirty little secret tuuu, maybe yang tu dikecualikan la. Takkan nak cerita jugak kan? :D hihi
Soo kalau hampa nak tau a girl tu perangai sebenaq dia macam mana, watak dia.
Go ahead and ask her bestfriend. They know everything :) And taktaulah, but if you guys realize, girls lebih selesa luahkan perasaan dekat their bff than their mom?
Maybe sebab, teenagers memang macam tu kot. I dont knowww
9. NO MATTER... (Ego)
No matter if aku akan jatuh sakit, but if that what he wants I'll do it!
No matter if it cost me my whole piggy bank money, I'm gonna buy that shoes!
No matter if it hurts, but if he likes it. I'm fine with it!
No matter if mom warns me 200 times, I'm still gonna do it!
Girls will do everythiiinggggggg, maybe untuk diri dia or untuk orang lain.
But the main point is, girls sacrifice A LOT. You might not see it with dengan mata kasar, but trust me. Girls suka berkorban. Girls tak berkira sangat.
And sometimes, kalau depa sakit hati or apa apa they'll keep it to their selves. Sebab you know why, girls takut if sakit depa tu menyakitkan orang lain.
Even if you look at your mom, kalau dia terasa hati dengan your dad maybe sebab terlupa birthday ka apa. Depa simpan sorang sorang, depa tak pi hembuq maki hamun.
See how soft we are? Tapi ada jugak yang gila bangang ego tinggi nak mampos.
Terasa hati sikit ja, tarik muka tak contact 10 hari sampai kena pujuk alalala bucuk bucuk. Hehh tu mengada namanya -,-
Wait I think that's all la. Okay I admit, dalam semua blog entry aku buat,
ni yang paling takut aku nak publish T.T hahaha
Girlssss, jangan serang akuuuuuuuuuuu I'm sorryyyyyyyy. Ni jujur jaaa >.<
Eh eh? Hee peace ya'll :)
Saturday, April 2, 2011
World Invasion : Battle Los Angeles
OKAY I KNOW, AKU KETINGGALAN BARU NAK TENGOK MOVIE NI.
Yedayedayeda -_______________-" Hehhh
Okay I'm doing a review on this movie which I've just watched tadi.
Hahaha kali ni takdak tips ka facts ka apa ka macam dulu punya post ye.
Takkan all the time nak buat yang tu kot? Pecah la akal aku nak berpikiaq.
BOO YAHHHH! Yeah movie ni lah, World Invasion : Battle Los Angeles.
We cant afford to lose los angelesssssssssssssss!! -.-"
Justin Bieber ada kat situ jonas bro miley cyrus selene gomez whatsoeveridontcare!
Hahaha for the record, this movie is quite okay. Jalan cerita a bit simple though.
Cerita pasai aliens yang mai nak attack bumi for water. Since our earth contains 70% of h2o, so they're gonna invade us :O
Fyi, water is their fuel. Yeah nature friendly punya alien. (Y)
They had lost san diego and all the west-coast cities. Tinggal laaa los angeles.
So AS Marin were send to fight. Beribu yang pi berperang, but i dont want to tell you berapa ja yang tinggai at the end. Tak thrill lahhhhhh macam tu :p
MARIN NEVER QUIT. And indeed yes, they never quits. Saving surveillance lifes. blablabla. I hate reviews -,- hahaha
Aku punya pendapat, this movie is fun adventurous thrilling touching and FUNNY.
Okay weird kan? Lawak ka cerita perang ni? Hahaha yeah for me it is funny.
I laughed at some scenes. Well I was the only one who was laughing. Hehhh
What to do, aku memang suka gelak tengok orang berperang hahahha. Stupid me -,-
So kesimpulannya, I'd recommend you guys to go and watch this movie. My opinion, tengok yang 3D punya. Aku tengok yang 2D ja, soo agak boring and tak rasa impact KEBABOM DUSH PENG dia. :\
But over all, my rating would be 8/10 :D Category A MUST WATCH MOVIE.
And remember, RETREAT HELL! ;) Byee y'all
p/s : Kepada orang yang suka buat bising dalam wayang, yang tiba tiba cakap HANTUUUU time aliens are invading. Would you mind showing off some manners please? Cinema tu bukan bapak hang punya okay. Pffftt lain kali if you want to watch any movies, whether you staple your mouth or buy a dvd. Kayy? -,-
Yedayedayeda -_______________-" Hehhh
Okay I'm doing a review on this movie which I've just watched tadi.
Hahaha kali ni takdak tips ka facts ka apa ka macam dulu punya post ye.
Takkan all the time nak buat yang tu kot? Pecah la akal aku nak berpikiaq.
BOO YAHHHH! Yeah movie ni lah, World Invasion : Battle Los Angeles.
We cant afford to lose los angelesssssssssssssss!! -.-"
Justin Bieber ada kat situ jonas bro miley cyrus selene gomez whatsoeveridontcare!
Hahaha for the record, this movie is quite okay. Jalan cerita a bit simple though.
Cerita pasai aliens yang mai nak attack bumi for water. Since our earth contains 70% of h2o, so they're gonna invade us :O
Fyi, water is their fuel. Yeah nature friendly punya alien. (Y)
They had lost san diego and all the west-coast cities. Tinggal laaa los angeles.
So AS Marin were send to fight. Beribu yang pi berperang, but i dont want to tell you berapa ja yang tinggai at the end. Tak thrill lahhhhhh macam tu :p
MARIN NEVER QUIT. And indeed yes, they never quits. Saving surveillance lifes. blablabla. I hate reviews -,- hahaha
Aku punya pendapat, this movie is fun adventurous thrilling touching and FUNNY.
Okay weird kan? Lawak ka cerita perang ni? Hahaha yeah for me it is funny.
I laughed at some scenes. Well I was the only one who was laughing. Hehhh
What to do, aku memang suka gelak tengok orang berperang hahahha. Stupid me -,-
So kesimpulannya, I'd recommend you guys to go and watch this movie. My opinion, tengok yang 3D punya. Aku tengok yang 2D ja, soo agak boring and tak rasa impact KEBABOM DUSH PENG dia. :\
But over all, my rating would be 8/10 :D Category A MUST WATCH MOVIE.
And remember, RETREAT HELL! ;) Byee y'all
p/s : Kepada orang yang suka buat bising dalam wayang, yang tiba tiba cakap HANTUUUU time aliens are invading. Would you mind showing off some manners please? Cinema tu bukan bapak hang punya okay. Pffftt lain kali if you want to watch any movies, whether you staple your mouth or buy a dvd. Kayy? -,-
Thursday, March 17, 2011
What not to do on a date
Sapa pernah keluaq dateeeee? *nyorok dalam selimut* Okay lantak korang lah.
Ingat ye, date bukan HANGOUT DENGAN KAWAN KAWAN. Bukan boleh main buat jaa apa nak.
Ada the do's and dont's dia. Tapi ni dari perspective aku lah.
So agree atau tak, its your own choice ;)
1. Don't over dress.
Pehh dengaq ja nak keluaq date, punggah satu almari carik baju dress kemeja.
Then dah tu pakai dress warna hitam tudung hitam legging hitam kasut hitam.
Okay jom pi funeral -,-" Put some colour in it. Tapi jangan la dress merah tudung kuning legging hijau kasut biru stokin pink. And tak perlu kot over accesoriesed?
Rantai besaq anchor kapai, riben kat pinggang kat kepala kat tangan. Bunga selit kat telinga. No no no, jaga pemakaian! ;)
2. Girls, dont be too over ambitious.
Okay pleaseeee, halang dari buat ni. Ceyy keluaq date konon nak tayang reti pakai heels.
Sekali pakai heels 5 inch. Nahh jalan sebelah boyfriend, tinggi melayut.
NEVER EVER do that! You'll look like Sister and little brother :O
Kecuali kalau bf hang tinggi macam batang lampu takpalaaa nak pakai.
And dah pakai heels tu, jaga step. Kang jalan dabik dada bangga bf brad pitt.
Sedaq sedaq jatuh tegolek heels patah sebab berat terlebih exposure.
Then tehegeh hegeh bangun "Oh tak sekarang memang trend orang jalan jatuh, alaa nak buat adegan hindustan kuch kuch hotahey ;)" -____-"
3. Too much make up? BIG NO!
Why not tak pakai teros? Just flaunt out your natural beauty <33 Awhhh
Okay maybe ada jerawat dot hitam wrinkles sikit sikit, nak pakai jugakkkkk.
Dipersilakaaaaaannn. But DO NOT pakai macam nak pi belakon dalam opera cina.
Tempek bedak tebai 10 inci, lipstick calit sampai bengkak mulut, eyeshadow tebai sampai mata sepet one line, blusher perghhh sampai muka macam babi. EH BARBIE!! :x
My opinion, put a lil bit of foundation one layer of light colour eyeshadow and slight layer of lipgloss. That shall do it ;) Keep it natural.
4. Take turn treating.
I know i know, perempuan mana boleh belanja lelaki. Jatuh standard lahhh kan.
HEHH BANYAK LAH HAMPA. Takkan semua boys nak bayaq? Makan minum tiket wayang tiket karaoke masuk toilet hampa main game kat arcade sampai lupa anak bini suami?
Woiii take turn la, half hampa bayaq, half bf bayaq. Takka sweet macam tuuuu? ;)
Bayangkan kalau semua guys kena bayaq :-
RM25(makan) + RM20(wayang) + RM5(main game) + RM15(karaoke) + RM0.20(toilet) + RM1(tiket parking) + RM20(mestilah nak bagi hadiah apa apa kan?) + RM1(beli plaster kena tumbuk sebab fight dengan mamat kacau awek) = RM87.20 :OO
Okay thats a lot of money! Think wisely laa eh ;) *kalau salah kira sorry, malas carik calculator*
5. Put your phone on vibrate mode.
Kalau silent satgi mak call tak sedaq pulak. Just don't banyakkan main phone.
Sikit sikit kawan call maksu call nenek call pakcik call driver bus call cikgu tuition call siti nurhaliza call datuk k call. Semuaaaa nak angkat -,-"
Sampai annoying date kita jadinya. And texting? Perghh ni lagi la.
Jalan pun dok tut tit tut tit. Makan, dalam wayang tut tit tut tit. Texting ja kerja.
Kot dok mintak ayat power jiwang leleh nak cakap? Haihh, boys or girls. Sama ja!
6. JANGAN POW DATE!
Ni selalunya girls punya kerja laa. Ceyy a day before keluaq date.
Siap dah pi survey kedai mana nak pi nak masuk nak pura pura suka benda ni "Eh awak lawa lah cincin emas berlian 24k ni. Mesti best sapa yang boleh beli kan"
Jenoh laaaa bf hampa nak mencari duit pulak :\ Hahahha tak pun yang dok "EEEEEEEEE GERAMNYEEEE TEDDY BEAR NIIIIII COMELNYEEEEE"
Memang sah la si bf tu akan beli, *sing* Cinta sejati datang dari hatiiii sanubarii mintak kakiii beli inii banyak langsii. Okay lirik hentam -,-"
Hahah kalau iya pun, let it comes naturally. Kita takpayah mintak, accept apa dia nak bagi.
Bagi ke tak, it doesn't matter okay girls ;)
7. Learn to control your eyes.
BOYS! Jaga mata tuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Gf ada sebelah, then minah hot pakai skirt singlet rambut berterbangan bau strawberry lalu depan hang.
Mata usya atas bawah, please laaa. Tak sopan okay? Nak mintak kena sepak ka?
And then, dok compare compare pulak. "Asal you tak pakai macam tu? Kan cunggg."
Okay pi blah kat dia lah kalau macam tu! -____-" Dia kan hoowwwttt dowwhhh!
Girls pun dua kali lima, jangan dok compare bf hang pakai tee dengan seluaq sukan sekolah ja. Tapi lelaki tadi pakai kemeja seluaq slack rambut robert pattinson mulut pink.
Eh helooo, hang couple dengan sapa now? -,-"
8. Its a date bukan lawatan toilet
Kalau boleh, kurangkan la pi toilet tu. Kalau dah tak tahan nak ter eheme hem sangat baru la pi.
Ni tak, rasa tudung kebelakang sikit pi toilet. Rasa baju longgaq sikit pi toilet. Rasa nak bersin sikit pi toilet. Rasa nak beranak sikit pi toilet. :OO
Haha why dont lepas ni buat ja date dengan mangkuk tandas tu? Kan senang :\
Kesian la yang dok menunggu kat luaq tuu. Taktik panjat tingkap toilet nak larikan diri dah lapuk okay? Haha dah tau tak suka, awat dok kelauq date lagi? -,-"
9. Bring your friendSSSS. I REPEAT friendSSS not friend.
Kalau malu first time keluaq date, nak la usung kawan kan? Okay the thing is,
MAKE SURE bawak lebih dari satu? Bukan sebab takut kena culik ka apa.
Sebab nanti bila hampa dah get along, dah tak malu nak sengih cakap tehegeh hegeh apa semua.
Trust me, you'll forget kawan kawan hampa tu. Nanti couple jalan depan, tinggai kawan tu sorang sorang melayan rasa duka lara menusuk kalbu menjeling jeling.
So bawak la seangkatan ikut sekali. nanti last last berpisah la ;)
And besides, kalau bawak friends lagi senang dapat parent's permission :D
Tapi if can tu, takpayah la bawakkkkkkk. Nanti malu malu ngan kawan bila time dok sweet sweet. Awhhhh <33 Hahaha
Dah laaa, I'm short of idea now. Hahaha thats all la kot?
And this is NOT BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE. Like I said, I write based on my perspective.
Based on what I see everyday and what I observe. And from some articles in the internet ;))) Kbyee!
Ingat ye, date bukan HANGOUT DENGAN KAWAN KAWAN. Bukan boleh main buat jaa apa nak.
Ada the do's and dont's dia. Tapi ni dari perspective aku lah.
So agree atau tak, its your own choice ;)
1. Don't over dress.
Pehh dengaq ja nak keluaq date, punggah satu almari carik baju dress kemeja.
Then dah tu pakai dress warna hitam tudung hitam legging hitam kasut hitam.
Okay jom pi funeral -,-" Put some colour in it. Tapi jangan la dress merah tudung kuning legging hijau kasut biru stokin pink. And tak perlu kot over accesoriesed?
Rantai besaq anchor kapai, riben kat pinggang kat kepala kat tangan. Bunga selit kat telinga. No no no, jaga pemakaian! ;)
2. Girls, dont be too over ambitious.
Okay pleaseeee, halang dari buat ni. Ceyy keluaq date konon nak tayang reti pakai heels.
Sekali pakai heels 5 inch. Nahh jalan sebelah boyfriend, tinggi melayut.
NEVER EVER do that! You'll look like Sister and little brother :O
Kecuali kalau bf hang tinggi macam batang lampu takpalaaa nak pakai.
And dah pakai heels tu, jaga step. Kang jalan dabik dada bangga bf brad pitt.
Sedaq sedaq jatuh tegolek heels patah sebab berat terlebih exposure.
Then tehegeh hegeh bangun "Oh tak sekarang memang trend orang jalan jatuh, alaa nak buat adegan hindustan kuch kuch hotahey ;)" -____-"
3. Too much make up? BIG NO!
Why not tak pakai teros? Just flaunt out your natural beauty <33 Awhhh
Okay maybe ada jerawat dot hitam wrinkles sikit sikit, nak pakai jugakkkkk.
Dipersilakaaaaaannn. But DO NOT pakai macam nak pi belakon dalam opera cina.
Tempek bedak tebai 10 inci, lipstick calit sampai bengkak mulut, eyeshadow tebai sampai mata sepet one line, blusher perghhh sampai muka macam babi. EH BARBIE!! :x
My opinion, put a lil bit of foundation one layer of light colour eyeshadow and slight layer of lipgloss. That shall do it ;) Keep it natural.
4. Take turn treating.
I know i know, perempuan mana boleh belanja lelaki. Jatuh standard lahhh kan.
HEHH BANYAK LAH HAMPA. Takkan semua boys nak bayaq? Makan minum tiket wayang tiket karaoke masuk toilet hampa main game kat arcade sampai lupa anak bini suami?
Woiii take turn la, half hampa bayaq, half bf bayaq. Takka sweet macam tuuuu? ;)
Bayangkan kalau semua guys kena bayaq :-
RM25(makan) + RM20(wayang) + RM5(main game) + RM15(karaoke) + RM0.20(toilet) + RM1(tiket parking) + RM20(mestilah nak bagi hadiah apa apa kan?) + RM1(beli plaster kena tumbuk sebab fight dengan mamat kacau awek) = RM87.20 :OO
Okay thats a lot of money! Think wisely laa eh ;) *kalau salah kira sorry, malas carik calculator*
5. Put your phone on vibrate mode.
Kalau silent satgi mak call tak sedaq pulak. Just don't banyakkan main phone.
Sikit sikit kawan call maksu call nenek call pakcik call driver bus call cikgu tuition call siti nurhaliza call datuk k call. Semuaaaa nak angkat -,-"
Sampai annoying date kita jadinya. And texting? Perghh ni lagi la.
Jalan pun dok tut tit tut tit. Makan, dalam wayang tut tit tut tit. Texting ja kerja.
Kot dok mintak ayat power jiwang leleh nak cakap? Haihh, boys or girls. Sama ja!
6. JANGAN POW DATE!
Ni selalunya girls punya kerja laa. Ceyy a day before keluaq date.
Siap dah pi survey kedai mana nak pi nak masuk nak pura pura suka benda ni "Eh awak lawa lah cincin emas berlian 24k ni. Mesti best sapa yang boleh beli kan"
Jenoh laaaa bf hampa nak mencari duit pulak :\ Hahahha tak pun yang dok "EEEEEEEEE GERAMNYEEEE TEDDY BEAR NIIIIII COMELNYEEEEE"
Memang sah la si bf tu akan beli, *sing* Cinta sejati datang dari hatiiii sanubarii mintak kakiii beli inii banyak langsii. Okay lirik hentam -,-"
Hahah kalau iya pun, let it comes naturally. Kita takpayah mintak, accept apa dia nak bagi.
Bagi ke tak, it doesn't matter okay girls ;)
7. Learn to control your eyes.
BOYS! Jaga mata tuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Gf ada sebelah, then minah hot pakai skirt singlet rambut berterbangan bau strawberry lalu depan hang.
Mata usya atas bawah, please laaa. Tak sopan okay? Nak mintak kena sepak ka?
And then, dok compare compare pulak. "Asal you tak pakai macam tu? Kan cunggg."
Okay pi blah kat dia lah kalau macam tu! -____-" Dia kan hoowwwttt dowwhhh!
Girls pun dua kali lima, jangan dok compare bf hang pakai tee dengan seluaq sukan sekolah ja. Tapi lelaki tadi pakai kemeja seluaq slack rambut robert pattinson mulut pink.
Eh helooo, hang couple dengan sapa now? -,-"
8. Its a date bukan lawatan toilet
Kalau boleh, kurangkan la pi toilet tu. Kalau dah tak tahan nak ter eheme hem sangat baru la pi.
Ni tak, rasa tudung kebelakang sikit pi toilet. Rasa baju longgaq sikit pi toilet. Rasa nak bersin sikit pi toilet. Rasa nak beranak sikit pi toilet. :OO
Haha why dont lepas ni buat ja date dengan mangkuk tandas tu? Kan senang :\
Kesian la yang dok menunggu kat luaq tuu. Taktik panjat tingkap toilet nak larikan diri dah lapuk okay? Haha dah tau tak suka, awat dok kelauq date lagi? -,-"
9. Bring your friendSSSS. I REPEAT friendSSS not friend.
Kalau malu first time keluaq date, nak la usung kawan kan? Okay the thing is,
MAKE SURE bawak lebih dari satu? Bukan sebab takut kena culik ka apa.
Sebab nanti bila hampa dah get along, dah tak malu nak sengih cakap tehegeh hegeh apa semua.
Trust me, you'll forget kawan kawan hampa tu. Nanti couple jalan depan, tinggai kawan tu sorang sorang melayan rasa duka lara menusuk kalbu menjeling jeling.
So bawak la seangkatan ikut sekali. nanti last last berpisah la ;)
And besides, kalau bawak friends lagi senang dapat parent's permission :D
Tapi if can tu, takpayah la bawakkkkkkk. Nanti malu malu ngan kawan bila time dok sweet sweet. Awhhhh <33 Hahaha
Dah laaa, I'm short of idea now. Hahaha thats all la kot?
And this is NOT BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE. Like I said, I write based on my perspective.
Based on what I see everyday and what I observe. And from some articles in the internet ;))) Kbyee!
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Impostor Ikan Sepat
Yo! Okay malas nak cakap panjang panjang.
I guess most of you guys dah tau pun about impostor yang dungu sepat ni kan?
Seriously, whats your problem dude/duddete?
Kenapa muka hang macam beruk matye hidung takdak mata lima gigi jongang ke belakang?
Tuhan bagi elok elok rupa paras nak curik gambaq orang buat apa?
And awat idedntiti hang hina sangat ka? Sedangkan Bush yang orang baling kasut pun fb dia nama sendiri. Ni kan hang? Awat hang popular sangat ka? Wanted oleh fbi cia csi ncis police dr house yedayedayeda sampai nak kena guna identiti orang lain?
Okay I should stop, dah melalut sangat :\ Sorry a bit emo there haha
So here's are the link ke profile ikan ikan sepat ni :-
Impostor One
Impostor Two
Impostor Three
Yesss tiga sekali! CERDIK KAN IKAN SEPAT NI?! Kalau aku dapat goreng buat gulai laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -___________-" Ughhh
Kalau iya pun nak impost, tak perlula typing bajewt nuck mampows. Tak perlu la letak ..............!!!! Tak perlula sampai copy gambaq abang and ayah aku.
And aku nak tanya satu laaaaa, sejak bila nama abang aku Farzly Azman, Fahmi Azman and Farzy Azman? Bila pulak aku buat umrah bulan 1? And umuq aku 16?
Hahaha kalau nak tipu pun pada pada lah kannnn. Pelepat pat pat, psycho bengap macam sepat!
Yang Asyraf punya, aku taktau lah kan bila masa dia sekolah MCKK? Awat tak letak sekolah henry gurney ka sekolah pondok ka?!! BARUW LERW ADEW STYLEWWWWWW! haha And wah tengku?! Lepas ni aku kena berlatih cakap bahasa istana la? "Oh kakanda, bila kakanda mahu bersantap? Dinda sudah kelaparan kanda" >.< Hahahah wtf leee. Since when dia stay ampang, KL? and awat dia nampak muda setahun ka? He's in form 5 okay, NOT FOUR YOU DUMBas*!
And yang lagi satu tu, nama dia sedap sedap Joe(sorry, taktau nama penuh), hang senang senang tukaq pi boh Ameer Mustaqim? Perghh pilihan nama, kemain lagi alim soleh -.-" And dia study at Aku ni styl0, aku nak AWEKKKKKK??? Woi bangla! ada ka sekolah nama macam tu?
Okay dah, sorryyy emotional terlebih >.< Haha Thanks for reading, so you've got the links right? Please do report to facebook. And be aware of any impostors. You might have one! Hihihi :p
And kepada owner profiles tu, if you read this, here are some pesanan -
"Woi sepat, I'm not looking forward for any revenge. Just stop whatever you're doing and live your OWN FREAKING LIFE! I dont need anyone to be me. And ingat, doa orang yang dianiayai amat dahsyat. Allah Maha Adil. Balasan yang setimpal atas apa yang hang buat. Itu urusan hang dengan Tuhan. I'm out!
Kbyeee!
I guess most of you guys dah tau pun about impostor yang dungu sepat ni kan?
Seriously, whats your problem dude/duddete?
Kenapa muka hang macam beruk matye hidung takdak mata lima gigi jongang ke belakang?
Tuhan bagi elok elok rupa paras nak curik gambaq orang buat apa?
And awat idedntiti hang hina sangat ka? Sedangkan Bush yang orang baling kasut pun fb dia nama sendiri. Ni kan hang? Awat hang popular sangat ka? Wanted oleh fbi cia csi ncis police dr house yedayedayeda sampai nak kena guna identiti orang lain?
Okay I should stop, dah melalut sangat :\ Sorry a bit emo there haha
So here's are the link ke profile ikan ikan sepat ni :-
Impostor Two
Impostor Three
Yesss tiga sekali! CERDIK KAN IKAN SEPAT NI?! Kalau aku dapat goreng buat gulai laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -___________-" Ughhh
Kalau iya pun nak impost, tak perlula typing bajewt nuck mampows. Tak perlu la letak ..............!!!! Tak perlula sampai copy gambaq abang and ayah aku.
And aku nak tanya satu laaaaa, sejak bila nama abang aku Farzly Azman, Fahmi Azman and Farzy Azman? Bila pulak aku buat umrah bulan 1? And umuq aku 16?
Hahaha kalau nak tipu pun pada pada lah kannnn. Pelepat pat pat, psycho bengap macam sepat!
Yang Asyraf punya, aku taktau lah kan bila masa dia sekolah MCKK? Awat tak letak sekolah henry gurney ka sekolah pondok ka?!! BARUW LERW ADEW STYLEWWWWWW! haha And wah tengku?! Lepas ni aku kena berlatih cakap bahasa istana la? "Oh kakanda, bila kakanda mahu bersantap? Dinda sudah kelaparan kanda" >.< Hahahah wtf leee. Since when dia stay ampang, KL? and awat dia nampak muda setahun ka? He's in form 5 okay, NOT FOUR YOU DUMBas*!
And yang lagi satu tu, nama dia sedap sedap Joe(sorry, taktau nama penuh), hang senang senang tukaq pi boh Ameer Mustaqim? Perghh pilihan nama, kemain lagi alim soleh -.-" And dia study at Aku ni styl0, aku nak AWEKKKKKK??? Woi bangla! ada ka sekolah nama macam tu?
Okay dah, sorryyy emotional terlebih >.< Haha Thanks for reading, so you've got the links right? Please do report to facebook. And be aware of any impostors. You might have one! Hihihi :p
And kepada owner profiles tu, if you read this, here are some pesanan -
"Woi sepat, I'm not looking forward for any revenge. Just stop whatever you're doing and live your OWN FREAKING LIFE! I dont need anyone to be me. And ingat, doa orang yang dianiayai amat dahsyat. Allah Maha Adil. Balasan yang setimpal atas apa yang hang buat. Itu urusan hang dengan Tuhan. I'm out!
Kbyeee!
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Perangai Zaman Myspace.
Myspace? Heard of it before? Alahhh tipu kalau tak pernah!
Dulu semua orang aktif myspace bagai nak rakkk, alahh MS tu lahh :p
haha acecehh konon semua zaman silam, zaman tak reti apa. zaman budak budak.
Haaaa mai. Nak peringat balik zaman zaman tu :p
1) Profile Display Name.
Hihi ni memang comel lahhhhh, mana ada letak nama betul - Faizah Akasha @ Ramli Ali.
Nama mesti, BooBoo Pwency @ ILYSFDM @ NinaInTheHouse. Hahahah kan kan? cute >.<
2) Typing.
Haaaaaa ni memang no doubt lah. Eventhough now masih ada, but I'm talking about back then!
Nowadays if you realize, people dah mula tulis with REAL SPELLING.
Back then - "Weyh, kao mam tak agy? Aq windu ahh nasi tuee..... Jom g tman aq bli... Ley laaa.... Bole aq blnje kao nnty.. Eaah? X pn nnti aq tlng kao bsuh bju....."
Awww, paling tak tahan makan - mamam! Hahaha serious comel!
3) Punctuations and Capitalize
Hahahha titik paling best! Tulis dua perkataan tapi titik nindia penuh page!
"Hai awak........................ Buat ape....??? Boring lah......."
Hahahah and caps on off on off on off on off on off on off. wtf -,-'
"HYeW c0mEELllllll!!! cUteEE GiLerZZzzzzzzzzzz AwAx!! Wo0000...."
Tapi paling aku suka, bila o tukaq jadi 0. "comelnya along - c0melnya al0ng" :DD
4) Asking for comments/spams/tags.
Hahahha this might not occur in facebook like how it did in myspace.
Nah ambik prove! Haha jenoh menggali ms yang dah berhabuk tu. haha
Siap bagi link tuuu! Hahahhaaha memang terbaik lahhhhhhhh
5) Tagging Pictures.
This one is really adorable ya knowww! Editing your own pic by putting up everybody names in it. And and lepas tu tag orang. Then semua macam tengs! thanx! ohh comel nyeeee tq tauuuww! hahahaha
SEEEE! *p/s ; I'm really bad in drawing. haha
6) Editing pictures.
Ingat lagi dulu, kalau edit picture mesti letak sticker penuh satu gambaq. Haha
Now mana ada dah, kot kalau buat macam tu orang kata "EE BUDAK BUDAK LA HANG"
hahaha, tak pun kena maki kat status kena bahan kena kutuk hihihi.
PHOTOSHOP MANA BOLEH BUAT MACAM NI!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA :p haha
7) Taking Pictures.
Okay this one not included with contoh. Sebab nanti curik gambaq orang, kena maki pulak. Soooo I'm just gonna elaborate it.
Okay dulu kala bila ambik gambaq for sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee :-
- Mulut muncung macam itik kuekk kuekk
- Lidah keluaq panjang panjang konon nak tayang lidah panjang pendek kecik pink
- Mata bulat macam orang korea la katanyaaaaaaaa
- Tangan pegang pipi macam nampak tembam cute mute awwhhh
- Peace tu memang wajib lahhhh, sat peace bengkok straight itu ini ini itu
- Ambik gambaq self shoot dari atas konon nboleh nampak kurus
- Close up gila gila punyaaaaaa! Hahh tudia nampak habih segala liang roma!
Yang ni ja lah yang aku dapat ingat, *alahhh aku pun buat dulu! hahaha
8) Overload Information.
Hahaha what I mean is, semua benda nak abaq kat status. Online offline on the line atas tali off bye boi papai semuaaaaaaaaaa dia taruk kat status!
Kalau once in a while takpalah dok offline, bye! Ni tak, EVERY SINGLE SIGNING IN AND SINGING OUT -,-"
hahaha myspace myspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
TENGOK CARA TYPING WEH! hahahaha
9) Profile.
One benefit about myspace is you can edit your profile according to your own creativity.
Well mostly bukan creativity, it depends on hang maju atau tak guna html. haha
Ceyyyy, bila sorang ni dapat invikan notifications bar and reka sendiri :-
Pulang | Tambah Kawan | Photographyku | Komen Anda | Mesej Rahsian>
Perghhhhh, semua pakat dok mintak code dia hahaha. Memang hangat lahh!
And not forgetting |click here| BOOOMMM masuk blog dia. |tekan sini| BOOOOM masuk link gambaq dia.
Hahaha ewahhhh profile sapa paling cool kira dia paling celik IT lah time tu.
Okay dah, idea dah kering T.T hahaha and btw.Post ni tak ditujukan kepada sesiapa.
It is a remembrance of our OLD DAYS IN MYSPACE. OUR OLD GLORY DAYS (puke) haha
May Myspace rest in in peace forever. Sorry Tom, Mark just took away your spotlight from you! Wuhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu haha
Gonna miss you myspace! You open me to the world of internet and social network!
Yeahhh wait thats friendster -,-" But whatever. haha kayy byeeee!
Dulu semua orang aktif myspace bagai nak rakkk, alahh MS tu lahh :p
haha acecehh konon semua zaman silam, zaman tak reti apa. zaman budak budak.
Haaaa mai. Nak peringat balik zaman zaman tu :p
1) Profile Display Name.
Hihi ni memang comel lahhhhh, mana ada letak nama betul - Faizah Akasha @ Ramli Ali.
Nama mesti, BooBoo Pwency @ ILYSFDM @ NinaInTheHouse. Hahahah kan kan? cute >.<
2) Typing.
Haaaaaa ni memang no doubt lah. Eventhough now masih ada, but I'm talking about back then!
Nowadays if you realize, people dah mula tulis with REAL SPELLING.
Back then - "Weyh, kao mam tak agy? Aq windu ahh nasi tuee..... Jom g tman aq bli... Ley laaa.... Bole aq blnje kao nnty.. Eaah? X pn nnti aq tlng kao bsuh bju....."
Awww, paling tak tahan makan - mamam! Hahaha serious comel!
3) Punctuations and Capitalize
Hahahha titik paling best! Tulis dua perkataan tapi titik nindia penuh page!
"Hai awak........................ Buat ape....??? Boring lah......."
Hahahah and caps on off on off on off on off on off on off. wtf -,-'
"HYeW c0mEELllllll!!! cUteEE GiLerZZzzzzzzzzzz AwAx!! Wo0000...."
Tapi paling aku suka, bila o tukaq jadi 0. "comelnya along - c0melnya al0ng" :DD
4) Asking for comments/spams/tags.
Hahahha this might not occur in facebook like how it did in myspace.
Nah ambik prove! Haha jenoh menggali ms yang dah berhabuk tu. haha
Siap bagi link tuuu! Hahahhaaha memang terbaik lahhhhhhhh
5) Tagging Pictures.
This one is really adorable ya knowww! Editing your own pic by putting up everybody names in it. And and lepas tu tag orang. Then semua macam tengs! thanx! ohh comel nyeeee tq tauuuww! hahahaha
SEEEE! *p/s ; I'm really bad in drawing. haha
6) Editing pictures.
Ingat lagi dulu, kalau edit picture mesti letak sticker penuh satu gambaq. Haha
Now mana ada dah, kot kalau buat macam tu orang kata "EE BUDAK BUDAK LA HANG"
hahaha, tak pun kena maki kat status kena bahan kena kutuk hihihi.
PHOTOSHOP MANA BOLEH BUAT MACAM NI!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA :p haha
7) Taking Pictures.
Okay this one not included with contoh. Sebab nanti curik gambaq orang, kena maki pulak. Soooo I'm just gonna elaborate it.
Okay dulu kala bila ambik gambaq for sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee :-
- Mulut muncung macam itik kuekk kuekk
- Lidah keluaq panjang panjang konon nak tayang lidah panjang pendek kecik pink
- Mata bulat macam orang korea la katanyaaaaaaaa
- Tangan pegang pipi macam nampak tembam cute mute awwhhh
- Peace tu memang wajib lahhhh, sat peace bengkok straight itu ini ini itu
- Ambik gambaq self shoot dari atas konon nboleh nampak kurus
- Close up gila gila punyaaaaaa! Hahh tudia nampak habih segala liang roma!
Yang ni ja lah yang aku dapat ingat, *alahhh aku pun buat dulu! hahaha
8) Overload Information.
Hahaha what I mean is, semua benda nak abaq kat status. Online offline on the line atas tali off bye boi papai semuaaaaaaaaaa dia taruk kat status!
Kalau once in a while takpalah dok offline, bye! Ni tak, EVERY SINGLE SIGNING IN AND SINGING OUT -,-"
hahaha myspace myspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
TENGOK CARA TYPING WEH! hahahaha
9) Profile.
One benefit about myspace is you can edit your profile according to your own creativity.
Well mostly bukan creativity, it depends on hang maju atau tak guna html. haha
Ceyyyy, bila sorang ni dapat invikan notifications bar and reka sendiri :-
Pulang | Tambah Kawan | Photographyku | Komen Anda | Mesej Rahsian>
Perghhhhh, semua pakat dok mintak code dia hahaha. Memang hangat lahh!
And not forgetting |click here| BOOOMMM masuk blog dia. |tekan sini| BOOOOM masuk link gambaq dia.
Hahaha ewahhhh profile sapa paling cool kira dia paling celik IT lah time tu.
Okay dah, idea dah kering T.T hahaha and btw.Post ni tak ditujukan kepada sesiapa.
It is a remembrance of our OLD DAYS IN MYSPACE. OUR OLD GLORY DAYS (puke) haha
May Myspace rest in in peace forever. Sorry Tom, Mark just took away your spotlight from you! Wuhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu haha
Gonna miss you myspace! You open me to the world of internet and social network!
Yeahhh wait thats friendster -,-" But whatever. haha kayy byeeee!
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Typical People :)
Hiiii. I'm back people! <-- okay sumpah poyo! hahaha
Typical People? Commoners? Haaa what I mean is.
Apa yang hampa boleh tengok every single day. You know as in "biasa laa tuu"
Hahaha and this post totally TAK MENGUTUK ANYONE. Cuz honestly, aku pun terasa banyak :\
haha kejaammmm nye haaa, kutuk diri sendiri :D Okay scroll down! :p
1) Those Who love to label.
People! Enough with the labeling already. Tak puas hati apa lagi dengan semua orang?
"OMG, you just have to see Miranda new hair. Its like taylor's but wait no, its cuter! *faint*"
-They'll say, "Alamak minah ni. Speaking tu weh hahaha. bajet hot-pandai-speaking-konon-macam-mat-saleh-perasan-cantik-bulu-dada-kembang" -,-
Okay fudge! Biaq lah orang nak cakap bahasa apa pun, at least it doesn't bother you rite?
Yessss, I know kita patut bangga dengan bahasa ibunda tapi sometimes nak speaking boleh kan?
Kalau takboleh, okay fineeeeee. Cakap lah apa korang nak, yang dok cemarkan bahasa melayu cakap seruperw takderw huruwf A kat keybowrd tuerw kowrang tuck kuwtuk puwlawk eh? T.T
2) Tradition Sucker.
Okay girls, yessssss I say GIRLS. Ni haa, boleh tak pakai kebaya dengan kain?
Sorry lah if terasa, but wearing kebaya with jeans? Like oh come on :\
Sapa ajaq haaa? Rosak tradisi tok nenek moyang kita wehh. Please okay!
Pedih mata tengok, buat bagi those old folks marah ja.
Okay fine, maybe it is trend. But wth, kebaya with trousers and jeans and slack.
Hahahaha trend lah sangaaaaaat. But ikut korang lah :)
3) Word speaks louder than actions.
Bukan idiom tu Action speaks louder than word ka? Tah la apa idioms tu -,-"
The point is, ni haa yang dok buat berani dalam facebook ni. APA KES WEH?
Tiba tiba mai serang , "woi minah bajet lah kau paling hebat kat sekolah muka macam taik kucing semalam aku pijak kat market bagan ajam. boleh pulak ingat semua jantan kat dunia nak kat kau kan bebebebebelaaahhh laa"
Tapi once jumpa kat luaq, alahaaiii anak mak. Jalan straight tunduk bawah jeling jeling 'ganas' ja.
Hahaha perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hampa memang ganas! (Y) (Y) (Y) <-- three thumbsup!
4) Unfinished homework a.k.a tipu sunat.
Alahhh benda biasa la kan? hahahaha you haven't finished your homework sebab dok mengadap facebook tengok orang buat perang dunia. tot tot dah 3 pagi. tidoqqq.
Bangun pagi, HALLAAMAAKK HOMEWORK! Pi sekolah cikgu tanya.
"Ohh cikgu sorry, buku tertinggai kat rumah kucing nak baca."
"Teacher omg i'm soo friggin sorry, I left my file in the car. I was hurrying since I'm late. Prefects dah terpacak depan pagaq. Sorryyy"
Kahkahkah, I REALLY LOVE THIS! :DD
5) Wearing shades inside a mall/indoor.
Okay specific to boys actually. Wehh brader, tau lah mata lu macam cyclops perlu protection.
Tapi pakai shades dalam mall? Cermin mata hitam konon jenama rayban tapi beli 5 hinggit kat kedai hinode shop?
Matahari pun takdak lahhhh, kot mata hampa bengkak ada ketumbit besaq penumbuk?
Sooo stop wearing shades inside a mall please :| I'm begging youu to mercy! Harrr. haha
6) Copycats vs Idols
Okay now benda ni pun jadi topik. Copycats or mencontohi? Hahahah lawak -___-"
I get it the whole copy-whats-hot-on-tumblr-twitter blablabla, dikira macam mencontohi laa kan?
Tapi kalau member ambik gambaq mulut muncung buat peace tangan kat mata tunjuk number 10.
Kot nak tiru sebijik? Buat lahhhhh benda lain sikit. So copycats does exists :)
To those who were copied, jangan nak bangga sangat lah kan. OKAY MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD BE PROUD. hehhh
7) Questions.
"Hi awak" "Oh haii" "Tengah buat apa?" "Tengah basuh beca jiran! Kot?! Online lah, apa lagi" "Baru online?" "Haha dah lama, since last year lagi on tak pernah off tu laptop macam nak tebakaq keluaq asap shisha" "Nama apa ni?" "Kot buta karey tak reti baca nama fb aku?" "Umur?" "I have my about meeeee pleaseeee T.T"
Hahaha ni bukan mengutuk, but i sincerely LIKE those questions.
At least they ask kan? Dari yang dok reply Oh okay. Lol. K. Hahaha *terasa* :DD
8) Sipolan is in a relationship with Sipolin.
Fulamakkkkkkkkkkkkkk Sipolin punya friend requests naik! Macam m16 weh! hahaha
Dari mutual friends ada 3 naik jadi 456! Sedangkan sorang pun tak kenai :\ hahaha
Then ada lah makhluk Allah yang nak dok comment kat Sipolan.
"Dah ada girlfriend/boyfriend lupa kawan sombong hidung tinggi gantung hanger 10 pun cukup"
hahaha its common among the new couples out there. Kan? Betoi takkk?
Okay enough. Idea dah takdak. Hahaha and guys, please understand
All of the above ARE NOT SPECIFIC TO ANYBODY. Soo if terasa or whatsoever.
I'm sorry but I just wrote what I think everyone should know :))
And yes, post kali ni. AKU PUN TERASA DALAM WEH haha. Cuz its common.
T Y P I C A L P E O P L E!
Typical People? Commoners? Haaa what I mean is.
Apa yang hampa boleh tengok every single day. You know as in "biasa laa tuu"
Hahaha and this post totally TAK MENGUTUK ANYONE. Cuz honestly, aku pun terasa banyak :\
haha kejaammmm nye haaa, kutuk diri sendiri :D Okay scroll down! :p
1) Those Who love to label.
People! Enough with the labeling already. Tak puas hati apa lagi dengan semua orang?
"OMG, you just have to see Miranda new hair. Its like taylor's but wait no, its cuter! *faint*"
-They'll say, "Alamak minah ni. Speaking tu weh hahaha. bajet hot-pandai-speaking-konon-macam-mat-saleh-perasan-cantik-bulu-dada-kembang" -,-
Okay fudge! Biaq lah orang nak cakap bahasa apa pun, at least it doesn't bother you rite?
Yessss, I know kita patut bangga dengan bahasa ibunda tapi sometimes nak speaking boleh kan?
Kalau takboleh, okay fineeeeee. Cakap lah apa korang nak, yang dok cemarkan bahasa melayu cakap seruperw takderw huruwf A kat keybowrd tuerw kowrang tuck kuwtuk puwlawk eh? T.T
2) Tradition Sucker.
Okay girls, yessssss I say GIRLS. Ni haa, boleh tak pakai kebaya dengan kain?
Sorry lah if terasa, but wearing kebaya with jeans? Like oh come on :\
Sapa ajaq haaa? Rosak tradisi tok nenek moyang kita wehh. Please okay!
Pedih mata tengok, buat bagi those old folks marah ja.
Okay fine, maybe it is trend. But wth, kebaya with trousers and jeans and slack.
Hahahaha trend lah sangaaaaaat. But ikut korang lah :)
3) Word speaks louder than actions.
Bukan idiom tu Action speaks louder than word ka? Tah la apa idioms tu -,-"
The point is, ni haa yang dok buat berani dalam facebook ni. APA KES WEH?
Tiba tiba mai serang , "woi minah bajet lah kau paling hebat kat sekolah muka macam taik kucing semalam aku pijak kat market bagan ajam. boleh pulak ingat semua jantan kat dunia nak kat kau kan bebebebebelaaahhh laa"
Tapi once jumpa kat luaq, alahaaiii anak mak. Jalan straight tunduk bawah jeling jeling 'ganas' ja.
Hahaha perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hampa memang ganas! (Y) (Y) (Y) <-- three thumbsup!
4) Unfinished homework a.k.a tipu sunat.
Alahhh benda biasa la kan? hahahaha you haven't finished your homework sebab dok mengadap facebook tengok orang buat perang dunia. tot tot dah 3 pagi. tidoqqq.
Bangun pagi, HALLAAMAAKK HOMEWORK! Pi sekolah cikgu tanya.
"Ohh cikgu sorry, buku tertinggai kat rumah kucing nak baca."
"Teacher omg i'm soo friggin sorry, I left my file in the car. I was hurrying since I'm late. Prefects dah terpacak depan pagaq. Sorryyy"
Kahkahkah, I REALLY LOVE THIS! :DD
5) Wearing shades inside a mall/indoor.
Okay specific to boys actually. Wehh brader, tau lah mata lu macam cyclops perlu protection.
Tapi pakai shades dalam mall? Cermin mata hitam konon jenama rayban tapi beli 5 hinggit kat kedai hinode shop?
Matahari pun takdak lahhhh, kot mata hampa bengkak ada ketumbit besaq penumbuk?
Sooo stop wearing shades inside a mall please :| I'm begging youu to mercy! Harrr. haha
6) Copycats vs Idols
Okay now benda ni pun jadi topik. Copycats or mencontohi? Hahahah lawak -___-"
I get it the whole copy-whats-hot-on-tumblr-twitter blablabla, dikira macam mencontohi laa kan?
Tapi kalau member ambik gambaq mulut muncung buat peace tangan kat mata tunjuk number 10.
Kot nak tiru sebijik? Buat lahhhhh benda lain sikit. So copycats does exists :)
To those who were copied, jangan nak bangga sangat lah kan. OKAY MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD BE PROUD. hehhh
7) Questions.
"Hi awak" "Oh haii" "Tengah buat apa?" "Tengah basuh beca jiran! Kot?! Online lah, apa lagi" "Baru online?" "Haha dah lama, since last year lagi on tak pernah off tu laptop macam nak tebakaq keluaq asap shisha" "Nama apa ni?" "Kot buta karey tak reti baca nama fb aku?" "Umur?" "I have my about meeeee pleaseeee T.T"
Hahaha ni bukan mengutuk, but i sincerely LIKE those questions.
At least they ask kan? Dari yang dok reply Oh okay. Lol. K. Hahaha *terasa* :DD
8) Sipolan is in a relationship with Sipolin.
Fulamakkkkkkkkkkkkkk Sipolin punya friend requests naik! Macam m16 weh! hahaha
Dari mutual friends ada 3 naik jadi 456! Sedangkan sorang pun tak kenai :\ hahaha
Then ada lah makhluk Allah yang nak dok comment kat Sipolan.
"Dah ada girlfriend/boyfriend lupa kawan sombong hidung tinggi gantung hanger 10 pun cukup"
hahaha its common among the new couples out there. Kan? Betoi takkk?
Okay enough. Idea dah takdak. Hahaha and guys, please understand
All of the above ARE NOT SPECIFIC TO ANYBODY. Soo if terasa or whatsoever.
I'm sorry but I just wrote what I think everyone should know :))
And yes, post kali ni. AKU PUN TERASA DALAM WEH haha. Cuz its common.
T Y P I C A L P E O P L E!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
What boys usually do -____-"
HI BOYS! haha no offence okay! This is just for fun :D
I did this 'research' on internet. So dont blame me, internet cakap aku elaborate jaa.
What Boys Usually Do. okay here it goes.
Eh btw, When i say boys. I MEAN REALLL BOYSS!
gay pondan mak nyah lembut sotong sutun udang ikan ayam, tak kiraaa!!
1) They wore the same stuff every single time -__-"
Pernah hampa tengok boys pakai baju multi-style? haha takkan kan kan kan :p
Harini pakai baju stripe hijau, then mak dah basuh, hampa pakai balik. Baju baju dalam almari tinggi gunug himalaya tu hampa nak buat apa tah?!
Cuba girls? Hahhh pakai sekali, kot lagi setahun baru pakai balik.
2) They dont care about uniforms in public.
For some people, pakai baju ada LAMBANG SEKOLAH tu kira embarrassing gila aa.
Keluaq pakai baju 'Kelab Bowling Sek Men Lebuh Kepit Kepit', nak kena gelak ka?
Haha but for boys, its typical for them. Even baju rumah sukan pun jadi tees.
Best kan? Easy lah life hampaaaaaaaa!
3) Girls dumb them, Carik lain laa brader.
Kenapa hampa cepat sangat move on?! If girls kena dumb, tudiaaaaaaa.
Seminggu sebulan teriak keluaq air mata darah horlick sirap bandung habih!
Tak makan, mandi tak basah la tidoq tak lena la. Cehh cakap ja lebih hahaha.
Tapi tapi, boys? Harini kena dumb esok dah ada baru. <-- some ja okay! :))
Well, ada la jugak yang over the emotional. Kena dumb teriak teriak then okay balik!
Betoi takkk? Haa haa apa sengih sengih?!
4) Forgive and Forget.
Ni one benefit being a boys. They forgive and they totally forget!
Pi la carik gaduh ngan boys, sampai depa jadi macam donald duck keluaq asap tu.
Then esok pi mintak maaf buat muka sadis sekupang sesen. Hehhh sat ja :|
"Ohh takpa, saya faham. Awak tak sengaja. Lupakan jelah eh."
Cuba hampa carik gaduh ngan girls? Kot kena ligan dengan machine gun laa.
"HOI LANCET HANG SIAL BUAT AKU MACAM SAMPAH NAK MAI MINTAK MAAF MELUTUT SAMPAI NAMPAK MUKA MACAM HOMAIGOSH GELI AKU TENGOK! MATA AKU BURNING HELP HELP HELP"
5) They can be sooo sweet and they can be a great devil
You know bagi ros chocolate candy bentuk love, bear sebesaq rumah banglo and whatsoever.
Sweet kan? OWWWWWWWWWWW, okay mengidam :| hahaha
and they can also play trick on you, khianat buat lahanat. juai kat kawan, lupa birthday hampa, menduakan, mentigakan, meempatkan, bagi hati hampa seperti di cincang di pijak di di caci di lahap. okay over dah hahaha.
So beware! Jangan bagi boys geram sampai depa jadi devvviilll :O
6) They insult people depan depan
Ada ka boys yang kutuk belakang?
"Nii hang tau tak, semalam ayu ngan ayan dok muahmuah kat belajang blok. Nindiaa dok pegangs ana pegang sini eee tak malu kaa. Macam kucing dah aku tengok"
Depa mesti "WOI AYU AYAN TAK MALU KA DOK ROMEN DEPAN RAMAI ORANG??!!"
gila berani, boys aku tabik hampa! Besides, boys tak gossip! Ohh miraclenya hampa!
7) "Girls in university, Boys in pusat serenti"
Statement biasakan? But if you look at it in the bright side.
Boys bukannya melimpah kat pusat serenti sangat pun, They just love to have fun!
You know, take drugs, smokes, shishas, and all? And depa taktau cover sangat.
So bila dah tertangkap tuu, hahaha memang kena sumbat leeeerrrr D:
8) Boys ada keturunan tikus mondok
Seriously guys! Whats with the pewwitt pewwitt and tak reti la bunyik ni. Alaa yang mulut muncung boleh gantung hanger then dok cwiitt cwiit tu la.
Takdak cara lain ka nak ngorat girls? "Hey beautiful, can i have ur num?"
Haa ni baru gentleman. Ni tak dok cwitt cwitt serupa kami ni kuceeenng.
Miaaoowwwwww, ehh ehh apa ni. Naughty lah awak :O AHAHAH
9) Their omg hair
Actually, boys are obsessed about hair more than girls :| Betoii wehhh
Cuba tengok rambut boys, pernah tak lepiaq macam rambut girls yang malas basuh?
Mesti pacak bak ultraman trojen dan yang seangkatannya dengan nya punyaa.
Tak pun trend justin bibiaq tuu, nahhhh tudia tutup mata. Jalan langgaq tiang then salahkan tiang kecik sangat awat tiang tu kat situ. Haha -__-"
10) Last but not least, They can manipulate girls EASILY!
Ni favourite niii, hahaha. Perasan tak boys senang manipulate girl?
"Awakk, lawa lah awak" *kembang dah kembang dah* "Suka tengok mata awak"
Hahhh depa cakap macam tu ja, tudiaa dari rambut kaki hidung telinga habih cayaq.
Lepas tu semua boy tu cakap haa betoii betoii. Dah kena manipulate derrr.
Kawan kutuk sikit, "DEY PODDAH, MULUT JAGA SEBELUM AKU STAPLER SAMPAI TAKBOLEH BUKAK DAH KOT!!"
Okay dah, kang ada jaa mulut mulut yang nak mengata kan kat post ni?
Heyy dah tau tak suka benci meluat aku gedik aku bitch, JANGAN LA BACA :|
Ni tak dok click cursor pi bawah lagiiii, bawah lagii, bawah lagiii.
Hahaha idiot :p okay done byebyeeeee
I did this 'research' on internet. So dont blame me, internet cakap aku elaborate jaa.
What Boys Usually Do. okay here it goes.
Eh btw, When i say boys. I MEAN REALLL BOYSS!
gay pondan mak nyah lembut sotong sutun udang ikan ayam, tak kiraaa!!
1) They wore the same stuff every single time -__-"
Pernah hampa tengok boys pakai baju multi-style? haha takkan kan kan kan :p
Harini pakai baju stripe hijau, then mak dah basuh, hampa pakai balik. Baju baju dalam almari tinggi gunug himalaya tu hampa nak buat apa tah?!
Cuba girls? Hahhh pakai sekali, kot lagi setahun baru pakai balik.
2) They dont care about uniforms in public.
For some people, pakai baju ada LAMBANG SEKOLAH tu kira embarrassing gila aa.
Keluaq pakai baju 'Kelab Bowling Sek Men Lebuh Kepit Kepit', nak kena gelak ka?
Haha but for boys, its typical for them. Even baju rumah sukan pun jadi tees.
Best kan? Easy lah life hampaaaaaaaa!
3) Girls dumb them, Carik lain laa brader.
Kenapa hampa cepat sangat move on?! If girls kena dumb, tudiaaaaaaa.
Seminggu sebulan teriak keluaq air mata darah horlick sirap bandung habih!
Tak makan, mandi tak basah la tidoq tak lena la. Cehh cakap ja lebih hahaha.
Tapi tapi, boys? Harini kena dumb esok dah ada baru. <-- some ja okay! :))
Well, ada la jugak yang over the emotional. Kena dumb teriak teriak then okay balik!
Betoi takkk? Haa haa apa sengih sengih?!
4) Forgive and Forget.
Ni one benefit being a boys. They forgive and they totally forget!
Pi la carik gaduh ngan boys, sampai depa jadi macam donald duck keluaq asap tu.
Then esok pi mintak maaf buat muka sadis sekupang sesen. Hehhh sat ja :|
"Ohh takpa, saya faham. Awak tak sengaja. Lupakan jelah eh."
Cuba hampa carik gaduh ngan girls? Kot kena ligan dengan machine gun laa.
"HOI LANCET HANG SIAL BUAT AKU MACAM SAMPAH NAK MAI MINTAK MAAF MELUTUT SAMPAI NAMPAK MUKA MACAM HOMAIGOSH GELI AKU TENGOK! MATA AKU BURNING HELP HELP HELP"
5) They can be sooo sweet and they can be a great devil
You know bagi ros chocolate candy bentuk love, bear sebesaq rumah banglo and whatsoever.
Sweet kan? OWWWWWWWWWWW, okay mengidam :| hahaha
and they can also play trick on you, khianat buat lahanat. juai kat kawan, lupa birthday hampa, menduakan, mentigakan, meempatkan, bagi hati hampa seperti di cincang di pijak di di caci di lahap. okay over dah hahaha.
So beware! Jangan bagi boys geram sampai depa jadi devvviilll :O
6) They insult people depan depan
Ada ka boys yang kutuk belakang?
"Nii hang tau tak, semalam ayu ngan ayan dok muahmuah kat belajang blok. Nindiaa dok pegangs ana pegang sini eee tak malu kaa. Macam kucing dah aku tengok"
Depa mesti "WOI AYU AYAN TAK MALU KA DOK ROMEN DEPAN RAMAI ORANG??!!"
gila berani, boys aku tabik hampa! Besides, boys tak gossip! Ohh miraclenya hampa!
7) "Girls in university, Boys in pusat serenti"
Statement biasakan? But if you look at it in the bright side.
Boys bukannya melimpah kat pusat serenti sangat pun, They just love to have fun!
You know, take drugs, smokes, shishas, and all? And depa taktau cover sangat.
So bila dah tertangkap tuu, hahaha memang kena sumbat leeeerrrr D:
8) Boys ada keturunan tikus mondok
Seriously guys! Whats with the pewwitt pewwitt and tak reti la bunyik ni. Alaa yang mulut muncung boleh gantung hanger then dok cwiitt cwiit tu la.
Takdak cara lain ka nak ngorat girls? "Hey beautiful, can i have ur num?"
Haa ni baru gentleman. Ni tak dok cwitt cwitt serupa kami ni kuceeenng.
Miaaoowwwwww, ehh ehh apa ni. Naughty lah awak :O AHAHAH
9) Their omg hair
Actually, boys are obsessed about hair more than girls :| Betoii wehhh
Cuba tengok rambut boys, pernah tak lepiaq macam rambut girls yang malas basuh?
Mesti pacak bak ultraman trojen dan yang seangkatannya dengan nya punyaa.
Tak pun trend justin bibiaq tuu, nahhhh tudia tutup mata. Jalan langgaq tiang then salahkan tiang kecik sangat awat tiang tu kat situ. Haha -__-"
10) Last but not least, They can manipulate girls EASILY!
Ni favourite niii, hahaha. Perasan tak boys senang manipulate girl?
"Awakk, lawa lah awak" *kembang dah kembang dah* "Suka tengok mata awak"
Hahhh depa cakap macam tu ja, tudiaa dari rambut kaki hidung telinga habih cayaq.
Lepas tu semua boy tu cakap haa betoii betoii. Dah kena manipulate derrr.
Kawan kutuk sikit, "DEY PODDAH, MULUT JAGA SEBELUM AKU STAPLER SAMPAI TAKBOLEH BUKAK DAH KOT!!"
Okay dah, kang ada jaa mulut mulut yang nak mengata kan kat post ni?
Heyy dah tau tak suka benci meluat aku gedik aku bitch, JANGAN LA BACA :|
Ni tak dok click cursor pi bawah lagiiii, bawah lagii, bawah lagiii.
Hahaha idiot :p okay done byebyeeeee
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
THOSE STATUS CREATOR :p
I really enjoy reading an article about facebooker and their status.
Hahaha there's like a million ways of status but only few commoners.
Ni ja pun yang I managed to remember :))
Those who express every-single-tiny-mingy-thing -___-"
"OMG, balak aku baru kata kat aku b**bs aku besaq. Aku macam terharu tahap gila bangang burung merak bukak ekoq diaa woo woo"
"Holy shit, I lost my underwear. I think my sister took it"
"Dad, why did you do that to mom :( Mama lupa letak garam ja dalam kari"
*mana pergi privasiiiiiiiii cik oi? T.T.
Those who change their status like in every minute.
"Tengah makan nasi kandaq cicah roti canai kari pedas berapi" [2.01pm]
"Eh roti canai rasa macam heuuu geli aku" [2.04pm]
"Dah bayaq, rm2.00 mahai gila. Cekik tengkuk ka cekik pinggang pun taktau" [2.07pm]
[2.09pm] ONE PHOTO UPLOADED, ni laa gambaq roti canai tadi :|
*HOIIII, i dont want my news feed penoh dengan muka roti canai kau laaa"
Those who express their mental problem
"Oh boyfriend, why did you do this to me?? WHY?! I really sad, I felt like want to cry at your shoulder but your shoulder was not mine oledy. Pity me laa"
"Ahh, puk*ma* punyew jantan. Bodo* kauu. Kau buat aku macam tahi kucing pijak pijak then dok euu euu. Sekarang kau carik kau balik. Apa kau ingat aku tahi kucing parsi harga seratus juta dollar ka haa?!!!"
*If I were your boyfriend, I'd close my fb acc and die!
Those who attempts to get ATTENTIOONNN
"Rasa macam bulu roma aku tumbuh satu inci laa harini"
"Saya tak cantik lah :( Tau lah awak tu cantik macam maya karin time muda muda fuhh fuhh jilat jari kaki getap bibir habih bila tengok"
*Publisiti murahan di fb, haha baik pi jalan mat taib. Kawan dengan auuuuu :p
ANDDD THE MOST IMPORTANT, those who use super un-understandable language
"Derr, gua muchum lenguwh badawn dowhh hari niew. Tadiw awhh maiwn bolew. Awek cungg laluu pehh pehh rasew muchum nak pewit pewit dia jalan terows brader. Melepass derr"
*Anak menakan aku yang umuq 3 tahun pun cakap fasih lagi -,-" TOLONG PI TADIKA ATAU SMART READER BALIK YE, sekian ;)
Haaa, thats all. Take note guys and girls.
No offence though, sapa terasa ambikkkkkkkk :pp haha
and btw, human tak perfect kan? Sooo kalau TERtulis status macam ni.
LANTAK KAT KORANG LAH EHHH, peace!
Hahaha there's like a million ways of status but only few commoners.
Ni ja pun yang I managed to remember :))
Those who express every-single-tiny-mingy-thing -___-"
"OMG, balak aku baru kata kat aku b**bs aku besaq. Aku macam terharu tahap gila bangang burung merak bukak ekoq diaa woo woo"
"Holy shit, I lost my underwear. I think my sister took it"
"Dad, why did you do that to mom :( Mama lupa letak garam ja dalam kari"
*mana pergi privasiiiiiiiii cik oi? T.T.
Those who change their status like in every minute.
"Tengah makan nasi kandaq cicah roti canai kari pedas berapi" [2.01pm]
"Eh roti canai rasa macam heuuu geli aku" [2.04pm]
"Dah bayaq, rm2.00 mahai gila. Cekik tengkuk ka cekik pinggang pun taktau" [2.07pm]
[2.09pm] ONE PHOTO UPLOADED, ni laa gambaq roti canai tadi :|
*HOIIII, i dont want my news feed penoh dengan muka roti canai kau laaa"
Those who express their mental problem
"Oh boyfriend, why did you do this to me?? WHY?! I really sad, I felt like want to cry at your shoulder but your shoulder was not mine oledy. Pity me laa"
"Ahh, puk*ma* punyew jantan. Bodo* kauu. Kau buat aku macam tahi kucing pijak pijak then dok euu euu. Sekarang kau carik kau balik. Apa kau ingat aku tahi kucing parsi harga seratus juta dollar ka haa?!!!"
*If I were your boyfriend, I'd close my fb acc and die!
Those who attempts to get ATTENTIOONNN
"Rasa macam bulu roma aku tumbuh satu inci laa harini"
"Saya tak cantik lah :( Tau lah awak tu cantik macam maya karin time muda muda fuhh fuhh jilat jari kaki getap bibir habih bila tengok"
*Publisiti murahan di fb, haha baik pi jalan mat taib. Kawan dengan auuuuu :p
ANDDD THE MOST IMPORTANT, those who use super un-understandable language
"Derr, gua muchum lenguwh badawn dowhh hari niew. Tadiw awhh maiwn bolew. Awek cungg laluu pehh pehh rasew muchum nak pewit pewit dia jalan terows brader. Melepass derr"
*Anak menakan aku yang umuq 3 tahun pun cakap fasih lagi -,-" TOLONG PI TADIKA ATAU SMART READER BALIK YE, sekian ;)
Haaa, thats all. Take note guys and girls.
No offence though, sapa terasa ambikkkkkkkk :pp haha
and btw, human tak perfect kan? Sooo kalau TERtulis status macam ni.
LANTAK KAT KORANG LAH EHHH, peace!
Saturday, January 22, 2011
OMG HAI BLOG!
Hahaha woooo this blog is annncienttt!
Sorry that i neglected you blog, mommyyy tak bermaksud pun :(
Hahaha duhhh blog wont understand what the crap am i talking about.
Soo move on, :D haha
Yeahhhh, its 2011! Okay, its 23rd of January 2011.
I'm 23 days late to wish happy new year! But still counted aite?
Macam lah semua dah ada mood 2011 kan? :p wekkkk
Still loving 2010 like hell much, dayuumnn i miss 2010 :|
Y'knowww, being 14 and having that freedom at school and home.
Now i'm fifteen, i repeat. FIFFFFTEEENNNN, LIMA BELAS TAHUN!
Soo that puts me as an official Poops Maniac Revolution also known as Peperiksaan Menengah Rendah :D
Sorry Menteri Pelajaran (i dont know your name), it was just a sarcastic joke ;)
And school had totally changed since last year. The teachers are getting garang-er :o
Ceiitt, rimau tengok pun ter pee pee -,-" Cikguu cikguu, haihhh
Homeworks?! Hahahaha don't even mention about it!
It makes gunung everest looks sooo small! Ohh tension :|
Ahhh enough about school, it creeps me!
Okay laaa, I got nothing to say here. My PLBS is not completed yet.
Hehehe, since last week :O hahaha and the presentaion will be on this week.
WTF hahaha! As usual, last minute works -,-" Dad will kill me if he read this!
Nahhhhh, he dont know that i own a blog. HO YEAHHH,
*tu banyak bad words kat sini rather than in facebook* :DD
GTG! byeeeeeeeeeee~
Sorry that i neglected you blog, mommyyy tak bermaksud pun :(
Hahaha duhhh blog wont understand what the crap am i talking about.
Soo move on, :D haha
Yeahhhh, its 2011! Okay, its 23rd of January 2011.
I'm 23 days late to wish happy new year! But still counted aite?
Macam lah semua dah ada mood 2011 kan? :p wekkkk
Still loving 2010 like hell much, dayuumnn i miss 2010 :|
Y'knowww, being 14 and having that freedom at school and home.
Now i'm fifteen, i repeat. FIFFFFTEEENNNN, LIMA BELAS TAHUN!
Soo that puts me as an official Poops Maniac Revolution also known as Peperiksaan Menengah Rendah :D
Sorry Menteri Pelajaran (i dont know your name), it was just a sarcastic joke ;)
And school had totally changed since last year. The teachers are getting garang-er :o
Ceiitt, rimau tengok pun ter pee pee -,-" Cikguu cikguu, haihhh
Homeworks?! Hahahaha don't even mention about it!
It makes gunung everest looks sooo small! Ohh tension :|
Ahhh enough about school, it creeps me!
Okay laaa, I got nothing to say here. My PLBS is not completed yet.
Hehehe, since last week :O hahaha and the presentaion will be on this week.
WTF hahaha! As usual, last minute works -,-" Dad will kill me if he read this!
Nahhhhh, he dont know that i own a blog. HO YEAHHH,
*tu banyak bad words kat sini rather than in facebook* :DD
GTG! byeeeeeeeeeee~
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