Friday, April 15, 2011

G.I.R.L.S and their behaviour.

Dulu time aku buat post pasai boys, semua macam -_____-"
"Hampeh gila dia ni kutuk boys, cakap kat boys nyetnytonyetnyot..."
Hahaha bukan mengata lah mangkok, sajaaaaaaaa nak share perspective aku :D
Okay to make it fair, I'll do another post about girls.

1. Jealousy.
Penyakit yang kini kian merebak di kalangan perempuan perempuan. Trust meeee!
Girls punya tahap jealous lagi tinggi dari KLCC digabungkan.
Its like bila sorang ada ni, dia kena ada nu, bila sorang ada ne dia kena ada no.
Contoh, if your friend just bought satu dress yang lawa tahap cipan semua orang tengok confirm meleleh ayaq liuq dari mulut ke bumi.
Confiiirmmmmmmm hang kalut tanya "Eh beli mana lawa la suka tengok you pakai. Nampak ala ala princess gituu awhh" Sedangkan dalam hati, "Eee baju elok kemain tapi kalau hang pakai sumpah nampak macam kain langsir rumah nenek aku. Puhleeasee laaa, aku pakai lagi elokkk"

2. Centre of Attention.
Girls suka kalau depa become the centre of attention. Wait not just attention, centre of EVERYTHIIINGGGGGGG!
Mana ada yang boleh duduk kat hujung bucu bilik diam tunduk tersipu sipu.
Dia mesti berada di tengah where everybody is, and bercakap dengan semua orang and try their best buat orang haahahahahha huhuhu hihihi so that orang boleh suka dia.
Kalau dengan bf lagi laaa, pantang tok nenek moyang dia kalau bf lebih lebihkan orang lain dari dia. Tudiaaa satgi, tarik muncung macam burung. err apa nama burung berlakon dalam woodpecker tu? Ahh you get the point here!
*Girls, nak selit some advise sikit. Dont be too - dia aku punya hampa jangan cakap dengan dia jangan dekat dengan dia jangan buat apa apa dengan dia. Boys have a life. They might be flirting all day long, but when they go to sleep. They will only think about that one girl he loves. :)

3. OUR EYES IS AT OUR HEAD NOT OUR BODY.
Actually ni for boys, but wth hentam ja laaa.
Eh helooooo ni mai nak abaq sikit. Tau tak kedudukan setiap organ di badan manusia?
Tau tak kat mana mata terletak? E.Y.E.S? DI MUKA FACE WAJAH KEPALA!!
Bukan kat dada kami okay?! Omg laaaa, tak malu ka dok renung renung? Korek bijik mata baru tau!
Kalau hampa suami kami, takpalaaaaaaaa nak buat apa pun. We dont minddd ;)
Ni kita kawan, kita baru kenai, kita baru hye hoi hey, and you turn out to be like this -,-
So bila bercakap tu, tak reti nak jaga eye contact ka? Ingat eh, mata kami di muka bukan di dada! *maaf jika ini agak censored*

4. Obsession
One thing about girl, we get obsessed about certain things tooooooooo much.
Kalau dah minat kat sorang ni, Ya Ampuunnnn satu bilik penuh poster dia, wallpaper phone muka dia, fb pasai dia, twitter pasai dia, cakap pasai dia, tidoq mimpi dia, mandi teringat dia, makan nak makan dia, minum nak minum dia. OKAY ENOUGH HIHIHI
And weyyy tak semestinya obsessed pasai your crush or boyfriend or whatever.
It can be a celebrity? Nii yang dok tergila kat justin bibiaq tuuu. Beliebiaq? Belieber? Apa apa jelah kan.
Kalau boleh nak stalk si bieber tu rasanya kalau google earth boleh zoom masuk rumah dia, dah lama kot hampa melekat depan laptop dok tengok bieber mandi I MEAN MAKAN :x errr
haha no offence though, tapi betoi la kaan? Dah nama pun ada 9 nafsu? ;)

5. 3 personalities.
I got this on Hot Likes in facebook. Girls ada 3 personalities which is :-
When she's with her parent, friend and boyfriend. OOYEAHHHHH LIKE LIKE*
For those who don't know, actually fakta ni is like super duper true.
Okay bila girl di depan parent depa macam angel, mak aiihhh baiknya anak abah ni. Tolong urut kaki cakap lemah lembut jalan tunduk hormat orang tua. Sejuk peruttt.
Tapi kalau dengan kawan, hahhhh cakap serupa kawan hampa jauh seribu batu, melalak, gelak macam muahahahahha *nak sebut setan tapi takut mulut kena cili*. And kalau dapat nak mencarut tu la kan, (I)(&(%^&%*%^&)*%$#$%&( habih keluaq! haha
And bila dengan boyfriend, aloloooo sweetnya diaaaaaa mengalahkan juliet you allss. Awhhh <3 Cakap pun, yeee saje je call awak. Rinduuu. Huhu. Nak sebut perkataan ..... pun cover cover. Yelah taknak la kasar, nanti duit hantaran kena diskaun :D

6. We cry, A LOT.
Sudahlah jangan menangis lagi, ku rasa cukup sampai di sini, mungkin di suatu saat nanti, kau temui cinta yang sejati. Betoi ka lirik? Lagu Camelia by Irwansyah kalau tak silap. Tah tak suka lagu ni -,-
Girls and tears are like boys and games. Wahh nice match! hahaha
Kami bukannya manja lebih tahap gorilla, just hati kami ni macam mudah apa orang kata. mudah err mudah OUCHHHH. Haa macam tu la. Susah sangat aih nak explain pun.
Even benda tu macam kecik gila, tapi kalau kami sentap, kami still akan cry.
Tu memang lumrah setiap perempuan, we cry cry cry cry cry uwekk uwekk wekk bluekk!
Tambah tambah kalau kami kehilangan the one we love or kawan baik or kucing or gelang or rantai or kunci rumah or handphone or laptop or buku sekolah. Oh wait buku sekolah tak -,-
So jangan la dok kata kami ni over sensitive ka apa. Its nature laaa guys ;)
OH AND LUPA NAK ABAQ. BOYS WHO CRY ARE A GENTLEMAN :DDD *seriously*

7. PMS. (Pre-Menstruation Syndrome)
Okay takpayah dok nak malu bila cakap pasai benda ni. Bukannya ada apa pun, everyone lalui kan? And for boys, nanti hampa nak kena jaga bini hampa jugak kan?
Bila this thing happen to us, or what we called. Bila time of the month, bendera jepun, ABC, cuti, merah atau apa bagai nama panggilan tu.
Our hormon will go nuts! Kami senang naik angin, moody, monyok, cepat tersentuh, mengada ngada. And bau badan kami will be a bit different. But dont worry though, we got peeeerrfumeess ;)
Soo guys, korang kena faham lah bila time ni kami berubah sat. Bukan lama pun, seminggu ja. Nanti bila hampa kawin dengan kami, 9 bulan nak menahan lagi teruk!
HAHAHHAH daaaayuumn we girls are lucky ;)
And please, if kat sekolah bocor or what, guys tolong jangan make fun of it. Its not funny okay? Malah, it hurt us bila hampa dok ejek apa semua. Tauuu!
(Again, i'm sorry kalau agak sensitive. I'm just sharing some knowledge for your general information)

8. Our bestfriend is our diary.
Normal lahhh kalau bff kita tau SEGALA BENDA about kita kan? We girls, dont keep secret among each other.
Walaupun benda tu memalukan or menyedihkan or over menggembirakan or apa apa lah.
But for us, meluahkan perasaan dekat someone who will listen actually helps to heal the wound that we suffer :) Unlike boys, you guys boleh pendam, kami taakk.
But ofcourse lah, some secret are better kept as secret. Sometime ada dirty little secret tuuu, maybe yang tu dikecualikan la. Takkan nak cerita jugak kan? :D hihi
Soo kalau hampa nak tau a girl tu perangai sebenaq dia macam mana, watak dia.
Go ahead and ask her bestfriend. They know everything :) And taktaulah, but if you guys realize, girls lebih selesa luahkan perasaan dekat their bff than their mom?
Maybe sebab, teenagers memang macam tu kot. I dont knowww

9. NO MATTER... (Ego)
No matter if aku akan jatuh sakit, but if that what he wants I'll do it!
No matter if it cost me my whole piggy bank money, I'm gonna buy that shoes!
No matter if it hurts, but if he likes it. I'm fine with it!
No matter if mom warns me 200 times, I'm still gonna do it!
Girls will do everythiiinggggggg, maybe untuk diri dia or untuk orang lain.
But the main point is, girls sacrifice A LOT. You might not see it with dengan mata kasar, but trust me. Girls suka berkorban. Girls tak berkira sangat.
And sometimes, kalau depa sakit hati or apa apa they'll keep it to their selves. Sebab you know why, girls takut if sakit depa tu menyakitkan orang lain.
Even if you look at your mom, kalau dia terasa hati dengan your dad maybe sebab terlupa birthday ka apa. Depa simpan sorang sorang, depa tak pi hembuq maki hamun.
See how soft we are? Tapi ada jugak yang gila bangang ego tinggi nak mampos.
Terasa hati sikit ja, tarik muka tak contact 10 hari sampai kena pujuk alalala bucuk bucuk. Hehh tu mengada namanya -,-

Wait I think that's all la. Okay I admit, dalam semua blog entry aku buat,
ni yang paling takut aku nak publish T.T hahaha
Girlssss, jangan serang akuuuuuuuuuuu I'm sorryyyyyyyy. Ni jujur jaaa >.<
Eh eh? Hee peace ya'll :)

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